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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    anyone see the end of the live show, where rex was teaching the HMs "the shocker" symbol, and the girls are blissfully unaware of what it is!? so funny to see rachel holding her index, middle finger and baby finger up shouting "its a shocker!!" :D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,755 ✭✭✭tylerdurden94


    That shocker thing was too funny :D

    7655~Shocker-Posters.jpg

    Here is a link to what it is for those of you uninformed

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)


  • Registered Users Posts: 54,214 ✭✭✭✭Headshot


    That shocker thing was too funny :D

    7655~Shocker-Posters.jpg

    Here is a link to what it is for those of you uninformed

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)

    that entry is gone from wiki

    i got this explanation from somewhere
    The shocker is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The ring finger is curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer). The thumb also is extended. A mnemonic to remember its meaning is "two in the pink, one in the stink, and the man in the boat." The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the pinky finger into the nearby anus (the "shocker"). The thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris. Because of its explicit sexual connotation, the shocker is sometimes considered vulgar.[citation needed] The shocker is generally referred to as being "given" or "delivered," rather than shown, as with "the finger.""]The shocker is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The ring finger is curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer). The thumb also is extended. A mnemonic to remember its meaning is "two in the pink, one in the stink, and the man in the boat." The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the pinky finger into the nearby anus (the "shocker"). The thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris. Because of its explicit sexual connotation, the shocker is sometimes considered vulgar.[citation needed] The shocker is generally referred to as being "given" or "delivered," rather than shown, as with "the finger.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(hand_gesture)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,755 ✭✭✭tylerdurden94


    Fixed :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    Taken from Ds;
    "What's the opposite of rubbed in? Because it's that"
    Rex, when Darnell asks if his suncream is rubbed in properly

    "I haven't been given enough time to get my snack decision in full flow"
    Rex, wondering what to eat

    "Can you imagine them giving us lot darts?"
    Rex, worried about the suggestion that darts could be a special prize

    "My name's Fanny, please nail me"
    Rex imagines some of the placards that might be waiting for Dale when he leaves the Big Brother house

    "His hands were all over you - like an octopus"
    Rex, on Sara and Darnell's flirtation in the pool

    "I feel bored, I don't have anything to moan about"
    Rex, following the arrival of Nicole in the house

    "Mo is one of those people who would actually crap his pants for a joke"
    Rex, describing Mo's sense of humour

    :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    ln reply to Kat singing: " you are bullying my ear's ":D


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,399 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    Kat : I was upset by all the cornfricts but now theres no more cornfricts in the house.
    Rex: Cornflakes?
    Mikey : 7 boxes left.
    Rex : Theres loads in the kitchen.


    Mikey and Rex, what a team.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    Kat : I was upset by all the cornfricts but now theres no more cornfricts in the house.
    Rex: Cornflakes?
    Mikey : 7 boxes left.
    Rex : Theres loads in the kitchen.


    Mikey and Rex, what a team.
    lol
    loved it


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Alice1


    It was hirarious :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,755 ✭✭✭tylerdurden94




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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    watching rexs highlights tape, he's my winner this year. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,755 ✭✭✭tylerdurden94


    zuroph wrote: »
    watching rexs highlights tape, he's my winner this year. :)

    Me aswell.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    now where's the coke and hookers!!!?!??? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,755 ✭✭✭tylerdurden94


    Party starts here get in line :D

    coke.jpg

    HOOKERS.png


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,399 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    zuroph wrote: »
    watching rexs highlights tape, he's my winner this year. :)

    Aye, kept it watchable singlehandedly for long periods.

    But the GBP have spoken.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, democracy just doesn't work ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Ann22


    zuroph wrote: »
    watching rexs highlights tape, he's my winner this year. :)
    Me too. What a character.:) I hope there is a show about him. I'd enjoy him giving out f*ck to all the sweaty peasants in his kitchens peeling the spuds.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Kat was peeling potatoes in the kitchen with Rex;
    Kat " Rex why is potato green?"
    Rex " Because it wants to be "The Mask ":D


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,399 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    "Luke, we're voting for Head of House, if we were voting for bottom, we'd vote for you"
    Rex: Bex, how old's your sister?
    Bex: 19
    Rex: Has she ever been out (on the town) with you?
    Bex: Yes
    Rex: Was she appalled?


    Bex: "Have you ever heard of Coventry then, Rex?"
    Rex: "Yes, on Crimewatch UK."


    "Can the geek and the freak keep it down, please?"
    Rex, talking to Rebecca and Luke

    "I once applied to be God, but the interview went bad when i naively used his son as a reference on my CV"

    Boys all sitting around the garden talking about tv channels and ratings.
    Rex: I only watch channel 4.
    Consciously looks at camera and gives cheesy salesman grin.

    To Rachel jogging ... 'it's not working is it?'

    Rebecca, Luke and Rex in the Bathroom with Bex in the bath
    REX: "Go on Bex, do something absolutely disgusting..."
    Rebecca: 'Shall I **** in the bath?"
    REX: (sings) "She's a lady, whoa whoa whao she's a lady..."

    In front of Sara: "We had 3 chances to get a good hm and they were all just rrrrubbish!"

    to rachel
    "i would swap you for scrabble"


    BB: Can Sara come to the DR
    Group: it will be because of the egg fight
    Sara: What happens if I don't come back?
    Rex: Bye....
    Stu was talking about how he was missing his daughter and Rex goes " You can tuck me into bed and read me stories if you like"
    rex: last time, I wanted you to go rachel
    Rachel: I know, I respect that you're entitled to an opinion
    Rex: its not an opinion, its a deep hatred
    Rachel: Im glad you'd tell me to my face!
    Rex: I've been talking about you behind your back too!

    Fun days.


  • Registered Users Posts: 54,214 ✭✭✭✭Headshot


    brings a tear to my eye

    good times indeed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Corb


    You know, I hated him last year when I was watching it but looking back now he was a great housemate. Does anyone have a link to his best bits? I can't find them on You Tube.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,399 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    24 hours to The Return Of The King?

    One time BB, one time.

    rex_react_431.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 54,214 ✭✭✭✭Headshot


    post 139 still makes me laugh

    best HM ever


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,151 ✭✭✭lubie76


    Oh yes please, after the bunch this year, we are owed a good laugh!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Oh yes, bring it on. I liked Rex - very witty if a wee bit unkind at times. Still, really funny


  • Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    If he did go in I would actually forgive every bad thing I've said BB and its producers this year! But not going to happen :(


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