Gynecologist question.

stevoman

Do you think being a male Gynecologist would effect your sex life/drive. Do you think you would eventually just get sick at looking at womens private parts all day that when you got home to your wife/partner the last thing you would do is start working around hers, or do you think it would go the other way and it would just be torture being a hetrosexual male so close but yet so far (so to speak) all day long?

Shiny

If you were a Gynecologist you would be an absolute expert
with femle anatomy and you would most likely be able to
give her some serious pleasure.

She would then repay you for this.

I couldn't see how it wouldn't improve your sex life unless
you were some sort of pervert.

Wazdakka

Atari Gynuar tbh...


[Edit:]

Actually wait a sec....

At what stage in his career does a doctor decide he wants to be a gyno?
I mean jesus.. when your job is to look at various womens sets of diseased beef curtains ...
That HAS to put you off sex..

"How was your day dear?"

"Have you ever peeled open a ham and cheese toastie?? Well that was my 11 o clock"

thelordofcheese

you'd best hope she likes being fisted.......

Steve_o

thelordofcheese wrote: »

you'd best hope she likes being fisted.......

IBTL i reckon!

AckwelFoley

Do you think being a male Gynecologist would effect your sex life/drive. Do you think you would eventually just get sick at looking at womens private parts all day that when you got home to your wife/partner the last thing you would do is start working around hers,

only if you inherited the gay gene or you didnt wear your mask and you were allergic to dairy produce, and or salt water prawns.

Otherwise, if there is no champions league on or the all the lads are staying in that night.. how can you get sick playing with, at, in or around the sacred mickey funhouse.

whiskeyman

Wazdakka wrote: »

"Have you ever peeled open a ham and cheese toastie?? Well that was my 11 o clock"

You bast*rd....

I was just about to pop down and get my ham and cheese sambo toasted for lunch.

Moro and can of coke it is now...

R0ot

Wazdakka wrote: »

Atari Gynuar tbh...

^^

Dudess

I can't see how looking at a load of unhealthy flanges would turn any man on.

Unless you like 'em saggy, loose, old, dry, flaky, covered in unsightly eruptions because of an STD (my friend who's a doctor described one as having a load of cauliflower-looking things on it), not having the greatest odour off them etc. Snyper, I know you're fapping insanely right now, but most lads wouldn't get off on the above...

el_tiddlero

i'd only like it for the inevitable zingers you'd hear, such as:

a lesbian goes to the gyno and he's all like "whoah, that's the cleanest thing I've ever seen."

she replies: "oh yeah, i get a woman in twice a week!!"

BOOM, and indeed, BOOM!!

Captain Darling

Dudess wrote: »

Unless you like 'em saggy, loose, old, dry, flaky, covered in unsightly eruptions because of an STD (my friend who's a doctor described one as having a load of cauliflower-looking things on it), not having the greatest odour off them etc.

I'm not going to subway now.

tallaght01

I have to say that it's never been the actual sight of a woman's "down below bits" that's got me in the mood for teh naughtiness anyway, so don't imagine it would make much difference.

Turd Ferguson

whiskeyman wrote: »

You bast*rd....

I was just about to pop down and get my ham and cheese sambo toasted for lunch.

Moro and can of coke it is now...

If you do go for the ol ham and cheese sambo make sure you put some extra ketchup on it for the real effect.

Winters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah7ALC2xrA8

AckwelFoley

tallaght01 wrote: »

I have to say that it's never been the actual sight of a woman's "down below bits" that's got me in the mood for teh naughtiness anyway, so don't imagine it would make much difference.

the mens 100m butterfly is on in a few mins on the tele.

I hear the speedos are what does it for teh gheys.. check em out.

Jigsaw

Spare a thought for the poor proctologist!!

Adam

tallaght01 wrote: »

I have to say that it's never been the actual sight of a woman's "down below bits" that's got me in the mood for teh naughtiness anyway, so don't imagine it would make much difference.

Well unlike fine wine, fine vaginas don't take aging too well. I find a nice mature 10 years would change your mind on that matter. But then, some feel that's too long, and prefer the 5-7 years.

Steve_o

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

If you do go for the ol ham and cheese sambo make sure you put some extra ketchup on it for the real effect.

:eek:

I must say i find the idea of old, saggy, dry, flakey, cauliflower flanges a mega turn off.... *shudders*

arybvtcw0eolkf

Definition of a Gynecologist = the only man who could wallpaper a hall, stairs and landing through a letterbox!.

Winters

Mordeth kthxbai! wrote: »

Well unlike fine wine, fine vaginas don't take aging too well. I find a nice mature 10 years would change your mind on that matter. But then, some feel that's too long, and prefer the 5-7 years.

Mirror is a pedo now?

Turd Ferguson

Steve_o wrote: »

I must say i find the idea of old, saggy, dry, flakey, cauliflower flanges a mega turn off.... *shudders*

OMG you are such a fag. The thought of that has given me an erection so big that homeless people are using it for shelter...

Steve_o

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

OMG you are such a fag. The thought of that has given me an erection so big that homeless people are using it for shelter...

:eek:
*chokes on breadroll*

Turd Ferguson

Steve_o wrote: »

:eek:
*chokes on breadroll*

You eek to easily

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

OMG you are such a fag. The thought of that has given me an erection so big that homeless people are using it for shelter...

ALT => The thought of that has given me an erection so hard it could be used as a question on QI.

Kold

I've spent entire weeks looking at vaginas, real or digital. Not bored yet.

milod

I reckon it would have to affect you. I mean, I'm a Dentist, and let me tell ya, I've gone right off blowjobs...

Honey-ec

Dudess wrote: »

I can't see how looking at a load of unhealthy flanges would turn any man on.

Unless you like 'em saggy, loose, old, dry, flaky, covered in unsightly eruptions because of an STD (my friend who's a doctor described one as having a load of cauliflower-looking things on it), not having the greatest odour off them etc. Snyper, I know you're fapping insanely right now, but most lads wouldn't get off on the above...

Er, think you're getting Gynaecologists and Genito-Urinary Specialists mixed up there, mate...

Captain Darling

Theres nothing i like more in the morning, then the smell of a freshly baked yeast infection.

AckwelFoley

Honey-ec wrote: »

Er, think you're getting Gynaecologists and Genito-Urinary Specialists mixed up there, mate...

gy·ne·col·o·gy (gn-kl-j, jn-, jn-)
n.
The branch of medicine dealing with health care for women, especially the diagnosis and treatment of disorders affecting the female reproductive organs


Fail

AckwelFoley

Captain Darling wrote: »

Theres nothing i like more in the morning then, the smell of a freshly baked yeast infection.

... with a cup of coffee, and a slice of cheese

Honey-ec

snyper wrote: »

gy·ne·col·o·gy (gn-kl-j, jn-, jn-)
n.
The branch of medicine dealing with health care for women, especially the diagnosis and treatment of disorders affecting the female reproductive organs


Fail

Female reproductive organs being the ovaries, uterus & cervix - the vagina is not a reproductive organ.

Fail.