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Can I ask some GF advice

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  • #152
    Aurora Borealis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 939 ✭✭✭Aurora Borealis


    People do you not use your imagination in the bedroom? KY is not just for flaming on boards!!


  • #153
    Miss Fluff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    I reckon she is really mad about you, wants it to last, and doesn't want to put out too soon in case you think any less of her.

    And you're a nosey monkey for going snooping in her drawers;)


  • #154
    kayos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    [AH]
    Mike if you see her walking into the bedroom armed with the tube of KY and a water melon and uttering the words "lie back and relax" you are in for a good time....although you might want to bring an inflatable donut with you for the cab ride home.
    [/AH]

    [PI]
    Having protection does not mean the person is a sexualy active person just that they like to be sure when the time is right everything is to hand.
    [/PI]


  • #155
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Terry wrote: »
    Going by your replies, I'm going to leave it here.

    I <3 Terry


  • #156
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Mike, don't listen to the haters, heres what you do:
    1. Call to her house.
    2. When she answers the door, chloroform her and shout 'Surprise!'
    3. I think you know where to go from here.

    Mike.


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  • #157
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    OP, please return your man card immediately. All privileges have been revoked.


  • #158
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    turf wrote: »
    mike wat age r u? all ur posts abot ur physique nd ****,,? 16-17?
    I'd ask you what age you are, but you are banned for the comment below.

    turf wrote: »
    ponsy prick.
    mikeindublin wrote: »
    I'm very grown up thank you very much - you self-righteous prat.
    Also banned.

    Terry's final word:
    A girl has condoms and lube, yet doesn't want to have sex.
    I can only conclude that she is a drug smuggler.


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