Would you ask a boardsie out?

Procasinator

Moonbaby wrote: »

Which deserting rat do I want more Moonbaby?

Deserting? Ah now, you're sounding high maintenance! :P

*damm, I've wrecked my chances now*

Phlann

Moonbaby wrote: »

Cringeworthy=Memorable=Good.

One of my friends obsconded when her online date went to the loo.
He had turned up with about 400 euro of designer gear for her, and then terrified her with his crazytalk.
He ran her down through the crowded street, demanding sexual reparations for the clothes.....which she had left behind.

What an ungrateful bitch!


haha, I do love these socially awkward guys who think they can distil the dating process down to half an hour.

9:00
Meet girl for first time

9:05
Give her expensive gift

9:10
Blurt out that you've never felt this way about a girl before

9:10-9:30
Throw a strop when she doesn't reciprocate. Argue about whether she feels the same way 'but just doesn't realise it yet'

9:30-Rest of Life
Self-loathing

Procasinator

Phlann wrote: »

What an ungrateful bitch!


haha, I do love these socially awkward guys who think they can distil the dating process down to half an hour.

9:00
Meet girl for first time

9:05
Give her expensive gift

9:10
Blurt out that you've never felt this way about a girl before

9:10-9:30
Throw a strop when she doesn't reciprocate. Argue about whether she feels the same way 'but just doesn't realise it yet'

9:30-Rest of Life
Self-loathing

It's funny alright. However, I think the other extreme is just as bad and fairly common:

9:00
Meet girl for the first night.

9:05
Give her a drink, cause she ain't drunk enough

9:10-9:30
Blurt out that you're dying for a shag, and that's all you want

9:30
Self-masturbation and calling the girl a lesbian.

Tragedy

I've gone out with a few girls who later turned out to be boardsies.

It's kinda weird

kelle

I have been indecently proposed to by Boardsies - does that count?

Phlann

Awesome.

Did you go for it?

I don't think she means the good kind of proposal.

Phlann

They're all good, mongbaby. :cool:

I'm yet to receive one. Probably because I'm male. But more likely due to my being slightly obnoxious.

kelle

Phlann wrote: »

Awesome.

Did you go for it?

Could have, but my husband might not have been pleased!

Tragedy

Actually, a boardsie did ask me out to the movies.

I said yes, enjoyed batman but we just didnt really click. That and he lied about his age and was just too old for me

**** you Pepe, why must you constantly lie.

kelle

Tragedy wrote: »

I've gone out with a few girls who later turned out to be boardsies.

It's kinda weird

Tragedy wrote: »

Actually, a boardsie did ask me out to the movies.

I said yes, enjoyed batman but we just didnt really click. That and he lied about his age and was just too old for me

.

Bit confused here, are you male or female?

Phlann

Ah sweet innocent Kelle.

Tragedy is what's known as a 'bisexual' or 'double agent' or 'resident of Ballaghaderreen'.

Tragedy

Any hole is a goal.

ANY.

:pac:

Riamfada

I know from my female boardsie friends that there is no shortage of posters hoping to flirt via PM . I wouldnt however. I prefer to old fashion way of not chatting up people I dont know online.

kelle

Phlann wrote: »

Ah sweet innocent Kelle.

Tragedy is what's known as a 'bisexual' or 'double agent' or 'resident of Ballaghaderreen'.

I was going to ask if he/she swings both ways, but was afraid I'd get a warning from the mods.

Toto Wolfcastle

kelle wrote: »

I was going to ask if he/she swings both ways, but was afraid I'd get a warning from the mods.

Is bisexuality banned in AH now?

Godammit!

/leaves


* I am not actually bisexual and therefore cannot be banned

MIN2511

Tragedy wrote: »

Actually, a boardsie did ask me out to the movies.

I said yes, enjoyed batman but we just didnt really click. That and he lied about his age and was just too old for me

**** you Pepe, why must you constantly lie.

Feck are you female? I would have sworn you were male

Phlann

Phlann wrote: »

They're all good, mongbaby. :cool:

I'm yet to receive one. Probably because I'm male. But more likely due to my being slightly obnoxious.

More likely cos you stink Phlange.

Grimes

Grimes wrote: »

I know from my female boardsie friends that there is no shortage of posters hoping to flirt via PM .

News to bloody me!
Of course if I did get a flirtatious pm. I would stick my nose up in the air the disgust that the OP could even think such a thing.
I am Irish. It is my birthright as a woman.

Tragedy

I asked several boardsies out last night, shot down every time

dr.bollocko

Tragedy wrote: »

I asked several boardsies out last night, shot down every time

That's an absolute tragedy.

Aoibheann

Tragedy wrote: »

I asked several boardsies out last night, shot down every time

... several? And yet somehow I wasn't one of them? ;_:

I thought I was special.. :pac:

girl_friday

I wasn't there to be asked out Instead I got to gatecrash a wedding... Maybe at the next beers!! When is that??

taidghbaby

Moonbaby wrote: »

News to bloody me!
Of course if I did get a flirtatious pm. I would stick my nose up in the air the disgust that the OP could even think such a thing.
I am Irish. It is my birthright as a woman.

ah ya know moonbaby i would send ya a flirtatious PM, but ya know the whole pussy thing would get in the way :rolleyes:

Jim

Oh christ.

dregin

ALL USER ACCOUNTS FROM 2004 ON SHOULD BE PURGED.


WHO'S WITH ME??????????

Zyox

I'm in.

Sparky

;_;

Tragedy

Aoibheann wrote: »

... several? And yet somehow I wasn't one of them? ;_:

I thought I was special.. :pac:

You have curves in the wrong places.

All boobs and no peen make tragedy a sad panda

Terry

Wait...

Join date says no.