Naked statues

selfbuildkk

OK, so there was these two naked statues stood in the middle of a park somewhere. One day the angel Gabriel came down and said to them "alright, you two have been stood here for hundreds of years so I'm going to give you half an hour of being real live human beings".

With an excited look on his face, the now man turns to the woman and says, "C'mon, will we?". With a grin on her face she agrees and the two of them head off behind a bush. Seconds later there's all this noise coming from behind the bush, the bushes are rustling mad, wicked commotion altogether.

15 minutes later the couple return. Gabriel says to them, " I gave you half an hour, what are ye doing back so soon?". So the man turns to the woman again and says, "Will we?", to which she replies, "OK but this time you hold the pigeon and ill sh!t on him"




(Please don't hate on me)

Bard

Oh what a let down.

And there was me thinking it would be a joke about not being 'hard' any more... or ... something...

sdanseo

Took me a minute, but then I got it...

A giggle...small, but still a giggle.

Phoenix3

The best joke in years on boards.

mehr

nice one

boneless

selfbuildkk wrote: »

OK, so there was these two naked statues stood in the middle of a park somewhere. One day the angel Gabriel came down and said to them "alright, you two have been stood here for hundreds of years so I'm going to give you half an hour of being real live human beings".

With an excited look on his face, the now man turns to the woman and says, "C'mon, will we?". With a grin on her face she agrees and the two of them head off behind a bush. Seconds later there's all this noise coming from behind the bush, the bushes are rustling mad, wicked commotion altogether.

15 minutes later the couple return. Gabriel says to them, " I gave you half an hour, what are ye doing back so soon?". So the man turns to the woman again and says, "Will we?", to which she replies, "OK but this time you hold the pigeon and ill sh!t on him"




(Please don't hate on me)

That is the joke of the year for me

Teutorix

naked statues turn me on

dh0661

Heard it years ago, but still good.

selfbuildkk

awe good no haters. always makes me laugh!

kmart6

Nice!