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do you like the smell of your own farts.

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    #32
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    i have a fart that only a mother father could love :cool:


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    #33
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    missingtime wrote: »
    Whats weird is when your farts smell like your dads'.

    And no-one has found anything weird about this post!? :D

    Fart ban in public? You want us to spontaneously combust?


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    #34
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    People should be made go to the smoking area to fart, its horrible when your on the dance floor in a club and you get this horrible eggy smell! :D


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    #35
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    I don't particularly enjoy the smell of my own farts, but on some instinctual level I feel like I'm getting valuable information by analyzing the aroma... like maybe there's a part of the brain that knows.
    I'm sure it'd make a good thesis for someone.


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    #36
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    The female fart (contrary to popular beliefe (sp), does exists) it is probably the most horrid thing in the world. Although rarely experianced and mostly blamed on the dog; it is one of the most unholy of realisations.

    You ask do I smell of my own farts? I still smell of the last girl that farted near me.

    Sorry ladys, I still love ya's!


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    #37
    Frisbee
    Registered Users Posts: 23,568 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Everyone loves the scent of their own brand...


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    #38
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,403 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    ***Amethyst*** wrote: »
    Girls don't fart, thank you very much. ;)

    That's because you don't shut up long enough to build up sufficient pressure.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #39
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    ^ HA


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    #40
    Heathen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Heathen


    Frisbee wrote: »
    Everyone loves the scent of their own brand...

    True!!

    however on the rare occasion that you cant handle yer own brand you know your in trouble then.. :eek:


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    #41
    gogul
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭gogul


    Have to say I would prefer me own than someone else's. That said, I have done a couple that actually make MY eyes water! Not good when you're driving I can tell you!


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    #42
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I made three grown men cry in a van one morning after a night out.


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    #43
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    No one really LIKES the smell of their own brand. They're just more receptive to the idea of inhaling gas from their own arse than someone elses.

    Think about it, if somone had a similar fart to you, would you enjoy it??


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    #44
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    I always smell my own for the satisfaction of it but got badly burnt one day when someone else farted at the same time.

    So smelt my own first, then smelt the other 2 which weren't nice at all. One was the other person's and the other was a mixture of mine and theirs. A breed of its own if you will.


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    #45
    mrs moneypenny
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭mrs moneypenny


    yea, i'm proud of mine. i'd love to be as agile as this lady though :D:D



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    #46
    j1smithy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 605 ✭✭✭j1smithy


    "there is nothing better than the smell of your own fart but nothing worse then the smell of someone elses"

    an old chinese proverb i believe


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    #47
    Warhammer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭Warhammer


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Think about it, if somone had a similar fart to you, would you enjoy it?
    That would be the date fart or a love fart:D


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    #48
    baglady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭baglady


    j1smithy wrote: »
    "there is nothing better than the smell of your own fart but nothing worse then the smell of someone elses"

    an old chinese proverb i believe



    lol you're having a laugh. No way is that a proverb, lol. Funny though. And it's true. And I'm a girl, well a lady really lol :P


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    #49
    christinadublin
    Registered Users Posts: 100 ✭✭christinadublin


    That's nasty. Yuck!


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    #50
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Guinness farts are the worst


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    #51
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    I'm eating beans on toast right now...I'll let you know in a while


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    #52
    barnacle
    Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭barnacle


    kraggy wrote: »
    the other was a mixture of mine and theirs. A breed of its own if you will.

    A hybrid?

    Like the Prius?


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    #53
    gino85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭gino85


    most of the time it doesnt bother me, but there have been times where i was disgusted for producing such a vile oder and had to leave the room.

    farted in the car once while heading to work, had to pick up my uncle which i did about 5 minutes after the incident, so i drove for 5 minutes with the window down and when i picked him up he was not a happy rabbit about the smell. i didnt even noticed it


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    #54
    barnacle
    Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭barnacle


    gino85 wrote: »
    i didnt even notice it

    You have been syntactically corrected.


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    #55
    gino85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭gino85


    barnacle wrote: »
    You have been syntactically corrected.

    tnx mr. grammar nazi

    ive been up near 20 hours so give me a break


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    #56
    jaffa20
    Registered Users Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    gino85 wrote: »
    tnx mr. grammar nazi

    i've been up for nearly 20 hours. So, give me a break

    :cool:


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    #57
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Mine are good. Beany. Makes me think of beans.


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    #58
    Conbro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭Conbro


    Next time you fart in bed try trapping the fart under the duvet and release it gradually at regulaur intervals. One of my more favourable pastimes


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    #59
    Redrocket
    Registered Users Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Redrocket


    Anyone who knows anything about farting knows guiness farts are the best!!


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    #60
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Obviously I'm a lady. So I don't fart.
    But if I did, it wouldn't smell.


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    #61
    newballsplease
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭newballsplease


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Obviously I'm a lady. So I don't fart.
    But if I did, it wouldn't smell.

    except of roses


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