Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?

Shauna_N

As its Friday, thought I'd pass this on to all you ladies out there:

Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that means you !!! Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her 'beauty tips.' It was read at her funeral years later:

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

And on a lighter note:

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep
Please no wrinkles please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots please no gray
And as for my belly, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord for all that you've done.

---

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.

Macha

When is "Praise women for something other than their appearance" Month?

Shauna_N

This was meant as both inner and outer beauty, and that doesn't necessarily mean how you look, ALL women are beautiful beings.

Black Swan

Like the Audrey Hepburn quote.

Phlann

Shauna_N wrote: »

This was meant as both inner and outer beauty, and that doesn't necessarily mean how you look, ALL women are beautiful beings.

Ah c'mon now. Jade Goody?

Has the unique honour of being equally ugly inside and out.

Dragan

Shauna_N wrote: »

This was meant as both inner and outer beauty, and that doesn't necessarily mean how you look, ALL women are beautiful beings.

I'm very sorry but not all women are beautiful beings. There is not a women on the planet who would say "all men are wonderful creatures". I have seen women do some pretty unspeakable acts in my time.

"Beautiful Women Month" , please.:rolleyes:

stovelid

I'm waiting for Specious Gender Generalizations month, myself.

Anti

lol spam email being taken serious makes me rofl.

lostinnappies

haha beautiful womans month ... that counts me out, im just covered in baby crud .. eeewwwweee

Earthhorse

stovelid wrote: »

I'm waiting for Specious Gender Generalizations month, myself.

Specious Gender Generalisations month is every month.

Gauge

That poem is atrocious.

St Bill

OP, it looks like you've been accosted by the 'Who do you think you are' brigade.
Keep up the positive posts

Clare Bear

Happy Beautiful Women Month ladies, ye bunch of roides

WindSock

I'm only beautiful on the outside, so I guess that counts me out

GirlInterrupted

Shauna_N wrote: »

As its Friday, thought I'd pass this on to all you ladies out there:

Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that means you !!! Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her 'beauty tips.' It was read at her funeral years later:

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

And on a lighter note:

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep
Please no wrinkles please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots please no gray
And as for my belly, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord for all that you've done.

---

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.

Pass the bucket....

cuckoo

WindSock wrote: »

I'm only beautiful on the outside, so I guess that counts me out

I'm beautiful, inside and out, every month.

Crabby moods muchly in this thread? C'mon, it's nice to see some positivity. However, but.....don't know what Audrey Hepburn was on about having kids run their fingers through your hair - she must not have spent much time around the Mucky Fingers variety of child.

Ghost Train

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Pass the bucket....

Alessandra

CRINGE. For shame OP

Piste

So do I just have to stop existing for August?