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Dudess

My friend's sister blew a taxi-driver when she was in her late teens/early 20s. I don't think she was even short money. And she used to have sex with one particular lad in a funeral parlour. She's a different person now but has no problem admitting she did some truly skanky stuff when she was younger.

Miss Fluff

Dudess wrote: »

My friend's sister blew a taxi-driver when she was in her late teens/early 20s. I don't think she was even short money. And she used to have sex with one particular lad in a funeral parlour. She's a different person now but has no problem admitting she did some truly skanky stuff when she was younger.

ROFL:D, why the funeral parlour? Her way of paying for dead relatives funerals? Was she from a big family?:eek:

Dudess

Well she was only about 18 or 19 and living at home and he was living at home too. Don't think they had any mates with spare rooms either. Still though, a funeral parlour - that's pretty low... Imagine finding out a couple of teens were shagging near your dead relative. That's just disrespectful.

dade

Miss Fluff wrote: »

ROFL:D, why the funeral parlour? Her way of paying for dead relatives funerals? Was she from a big family?:eek:

plenty of stiff(ie)s??

Dudess wrote:

Imagine finding out a couple of teens were shagging near your dead relative.

better that than shagging your dead relitive i suppose

Tigger

Dudess wrote: »

Well she was only about 18 or 19 and living at home and he was living at home too. Don't think they had any mates with spare rooms either. Still though, a funeral parlour - that's pretty low... Imagine finding out a couple of teens were shagging near your dead relative. That's just disrespectful.

was she from dublin?
is she a nurse?

Dudess

No and no.

Tigger

Dudess wrote: »

No and no.

mad
cos i new a nurse from diblin that had shagged a bloke in a funeral parlour

its more common than i assumed

CountingCrows

Tigger wrote: »

mad
cos i new a nurse from diblin that had shagged a bloke in a funeral parlour

its more common than i assumed

She was after a stiff one?

daveharnett

JaneyMc wrote: »

I know of a girl in my area who ended up the Damien Duff cause of her preferred choice of payment with taxi men. :eek:

I think we have a new definition of false economy :pac:

Earthhorse

There is way too much thanking going on in this thread.

All y'all should just have sex with each other instead.

Kinetic^

Dudess wrote: »

Well she was only about 18 or 19 and living at home and he was living at home too. Don't think they had any mates with spare rooms either. Still though, a funeral parlour - that's pretty low... Imagine finding out a couple of teens were shagging near your dead relative. That's just disrespectful.

I'd say she gave a deadly ride!!!

Bet she was wetter then an otter's pocket with all those stiff ones all over the room!!!

pebbles21

also know there used to be a nurse who used to shaq most of the bus drivers at the clonsilla termius after she finished her shift

you know who you are dublin bus no 39 drivers!!

javaboy

pebbles21 wrote: »

also know there used to be a nurse who used to shaq most of the bus drivers at the clonsilla termius after she finished her shift

you know who you are dublin bus no 39 drivers!!

I thought they were all serviced at the depot near the airport?

Silenceisbliss

jaysus, a scary thought just occured to me....

what if snyper was a taxi driver....what the hell would we do....wed be screwed (figurativly and literally)

Earthhorse

javaboy wrote: »

I thought they were all serviced at the depot near the airport?

Can't you read? She used to "shaq" them. This is street lingo for "better someone in a game of basketball".

javaboy

Earthhorse wrote: »

Can't you read? She used to "shaq" them. This is street lingo for "better someone in a game of basketball".

I saw that and figured it was just young people lingo. I find it fierce hard to keep up what with all the PWNDs and the ZOMGs and so on.

But wait. How would some little Irish chick beat the average 39 bus driver? In my experience they are mostly black and if films and TV have taught me anything, it's that black people are born good at basketball. ;)

/puts tarry brush away

Earthhorse

javaboy wrote: »

I saw that and figured it was just young people lingo. I find it fierce hard to keep up what with all the PWNDs and the ZOMGs and so on.

PWND - Play Well Not Dirty
ZOMGs - Zombie Gods

hth

(hope that hurts)

ryoishin

Used to work in a base and chicks would ask for drivers who would take payment in kind.

My da was asked for his number and said sorry im married but have a son and got her number, met her on sat.

ryoishin

As the drivers used to say "a BJ wont pay the mortgage"

javaboy

ryoishin wrote: »

As the drivers used to say "a BJ wont pay the mortgage"

You need to switch banks. Halifax have a "flexible" repayment mortgage I hear..... but would you go down on Howard Halifax?

Drift

I don't drink and hence I frequently drop my mates home from nights of drunken debauchery. Never once has one of my female friends (yes shock horror an internetter with womenz friendz!) ever offered any kind of prefferential payment.*

I'm buying a taxi plate - apparently it's what all the girls want. "Give us a look at your taxi plate Drift - oooh, thats the biggest taxi plate I've seen in years!"


*Of course needless to say my male friends have offered everything under the sun! :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

jaysus, a scary thought just occured to me....

what if snyper was a taxi driver....what the hell would we do....wed be screwed (figurativly and literally)

i have a taxi licence!

Never used it tho..

Degsy

I was on my way to a party and i had a big box of fireworks i'd smuggled from france.Taxi driver took an interest in them and i ended up trading the fare for a few rockets and stuff.

hunter164

Degsy wrote: »

I was on my way to a party and i had a big box of fireworks i'd smuggled from france.Taxi driver took an interest in them and i ended up trading the fare for a few rockets and stuff.

What's this stuff you speak of?

seahorse

connundrum wrote: »

Any taxi driver I've met has been an over opinionated, ugly bastard...

Same here; I've yet to see anyone worth shagging driving a taxi. If half of taximens stories are true there must be a shocking amount of seriously desperate women in this city.

Degsy

seahorse wrote: »

Same here; I've yet to see anyone worth shagging driving a taxi. If half of taximens stories are true there must be a shocking amount of seriously desperate women in this city.

What?You mean to say an overweight,smelly,surly man with a bad leg and a breakfast roll addiction doesnt amke you go weak at the knees?

Tha Gopher

ryoishin wrote: »

My da was asked for his number and said sorry im married but have a son and got her number, met her on sat.

You should have married her to see the look on his face.


Know of a girl who was rumoured to have blown an incredibly old fat taximan, and have heard "personal experiences" from god knows how many drivers. Id imagine it is bollix- tbh a driver who risks the legal implications for a quick ride if an incredibly drunk girl cant remember if she allowed him or not and decides on the latter needs his head checked.

Senna

last week was at the wedding of my mate who met the bride while driving a taxi, maybe she was very poor and it was a very long taxi trip??

jill_valentine

Dudess wrote: »

My friend's sister blew a taxi-driver when she was in her late teens/early 20s. I don't think she was even short money. And she used to have sex with one particular lad in a funeral parlour. She's a different person now but has no problem admitting she did some truly skanky stuff when she was younger.

Everybody go and print out this post, so you can refer back to it should ever you find yourself forgetting why you love the internet.

Volvoboy

Degsy wrote: »

What?You mean to say an overweight,smelly,surly man with a bad leg and a breakfast roll addiction doesnt amke you go weak at the knees?

Bwhahahhahahahaha:pac::pac::pac::D

Classic!