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18-08-2008 2:52pm#1A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.
'Well, sister, this looks pretty grim.'
'I know, father.' 'In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.'
'I agree', says the Father, 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'
'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do
any harm.'
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister?' 'I have never seen a man's p*nis. Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be OK,' the priest replied lifting his robe.
'Oh Father, may I touch it?'
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge er*ction.
'Sister, you know that if I insert my p*nis in the right place, it can
give life.'
'Is that true father?'
'Yes, it is, Sister.'
'Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the f*ck
out of here! '
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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked,
"How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question.
When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked,
"What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was,
'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
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How the Bejing Olympic Logo was conceived,
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