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You may be Taliban if.....

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  • 19-08-2008 7:04pm
    #1
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭


    YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
    beer.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
    can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your a*se with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
    'unclean.'

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
    your clothing

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
    than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your
    cave.'

    10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
    least one.


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