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Would this freak you out ladies?

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    #62
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Dinxminx wrote: »
    PM sent.

    Reported for favouritism :D

    Just kidding :cool:


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    #63
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Dinxminx wrote: »
    And send him a rhyming message of my own? I just choked on my milk.. :eek:

    I just have to say, your kind of weird, with your ryhme texts and little beard, i don't think you'll be surprised to see, the words "stay the **** away from me!"


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    #64
    iMax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,489 ✭✭✭iMax


    stovelid wrote: »
    The staring-at-girl's-chests rule applies:

    If they think you are hot: not a weirdo. If not: weirdo.

    What he said. If the guy looked like this guy:
    ryan.jpg
    then number given. However, if he looked like say this guy:
    hairy_hairy_man1.jpg

    Probably not gonna happen. But ! There is the ordinary decent guy in between who loses out.

    I used to live in the US & it's perfectly acceptable to ask for someone's number (& have them give it) & then meet for a coffee date (an hour max), then follow that up with something more serious. too much emphasis is put on "go for a drink" or "go for a meal" or anything else. Grab a latte first, that works out, then go for something longer.

    without engaging bragging mode or anything, my wife is stunning looking (I think she's got better with age), I'm no Ryan Gosling/Patrick Dempsey/Russel Crowe (Delete where applicable). But I did have the balls to ask her out (from a group of friends she was with) & she really appreciated that...


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    #65
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Dragan wrote: »
    I just have to say, your kind of weird, with your ryhme texts and little beard, i don't think you'll be surprised to see, the words "stay the **** away from me!"

    Bravo! <Insert round of applause smiley here> :p


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    #66
    LolaDub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Dragan wrote: »
    I just have to say, your kind of weird, with your ryhme texts and little beard, i don't think you'll be surprised to see, the words "stay the **** away from me!"

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    I want a pm too!!!!!!!


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    #67
    Pen1987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Pen1987


    I used to stand outside Assests models on Leeson Street one day every week, for a year and ask every girl that came out would she "like to come to my house... I have sweets and stuff". Until the police stopped me doing it, why? I was just being nice.


    Nah seriously though, you can do this without making yourself look like a weirdo if you dont ask the question so straight out. Youre going in saying 'question one... blah blah... *ignoring the rest of the group* I think youre gorgeous can I have your number?'... Its all to fast, youre still a stranger and potential stalker in her eyes. Go in, talk to the whole group, show them youre not a weirdo, be funny, ask their opinion on some things, gradually direct your conversation away from the girl you like, charm her friends - the way to a girls heart is to get her friends to like you - then spin the conversation back onto the one you like, seperate her from the group, compliment her, then ask her for her number.

    I used to do this a lot, it takes practice. It helps if it seems like youre selling something to start with surprisingly because once theyre stuck in the conversation theyre waiting for you to bring up the product, then one of them will usually say 'what are you trying to sell?' or something similar and you can just say 'what? youre very cynical, I'm just a chatty bloke!' then they realise how much balls you have and see you in a different light... once you get it right once you realise its not all that difficult, its flattering for women I think...


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    #68
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    PMs sent to LolaDub, Trinity and Moonbaby!


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    #69
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    Dragan wrote: »
    I just have to say, your kind of weird, with your ryhme texts and little beard, i don't think you'll be surprised to see, the words "stay the **** away from me!"


    Hahahahaha bravo! I think you already know I would never send that to someone... :p

    Hilarious though!!!


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    #70
    Pen1987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Pen1987


    gwan... hit me with a PM. pwitty pweeze.


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    #71
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Dinxminx wrote: »
    PMs sent to LolaDub, Trinity and Moonbaby!

    Thank you :o


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    #72
    dubsgirl
    Registered Users Posts: 726 ✭✭✭dubsgirl


    Dinxminx

    send him this

    You stopped me on the street
    I wasn't thinking on my feet

    If I had been at the time
    I would have said go away you slime

    If you still haven't got the jist
    i wouldn't even if I was p*ssed!


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    #73
    LolaDub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Legendary!


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    #74
    Madame Razz
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    iMax wrote: »
    What he said. If the guy looked like this guy:
    ryan.jpg
    then number given. However, if he looked like say this guy:
    hairy_hairy_man1.jpg

    quote]


    O. SWEET. DIVINE.LORD.I am going to be sick......


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    #75
    LolaDub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Manuka you did say you liked them hairy!


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    #76
    Malari
    Registered Users Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    Dinxminx, I haven't seen what he texted you but send him this:

    One day while walking on the street
    I got a big surprise
    You interrupt my daily chores
    With "that look" in your eyes

    I gave my digits far too quick
    (I realised too late)
    The texts are coming thick and fast
    The rhyming isn't great

    "Why can't I grow a pair?" I thought
    "I hope this pleading stops"
    So f*** off and quit texting
    Or I'll call the bleedin' cops!

    :D


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    #77
    Trinity
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    manukahoney wrote: »
    iMax wrote: »
    What he said. If the guy looked like this guy:
    ryan.jpg
    then number given. However, if he looked like say this guy:
    hairy_hairy_man1.jpg

    quote]


    O. SWEET. DIVINE.LORD.I am going to be sick......


    Is that a mohair jumper :D


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    #78
    Madame Razz
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    LolaDub wrote: »
    Manuka you did say you liked them hairy!

    Not hairy backs and shoulders tho, or the jumper effect!!

    I even have a thread on the subject!!!


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    #79
    LolaDub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    manukahoney wrote: »
    Not hairy backs and shoulders tho, or the jumper effect!!

    I even have a thread on the subject!!!

    Why so picky!


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    #80
    Madame Razz
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    LolaDub wrote: »
    Why so picky!

    Hairy shoulders and backs???? ugggggh; major major turnoff for me!!

    Bad experience when i was younger....*shudder*


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    #81
    LolaDub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Lol! More story time tell tell tell!!!

    A friend of mine started going out with a guy a few years ago and showed her family a photo of them, her father says thats a funny sort of jumper he's wearing...she had to break it to him that that was his arm and he really was that hairy!!!


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    #82
    [Deleted User]
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    Cathooo wrote: »
    I'd think you were taking the piss or trying to sell me something

    +1


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    #83
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    I'd dig it, as long as I felt there could be chemistry with the guy. So he'd have to be confident, attractive, and not outwardly seem to be any sort of creeper. I'd make sure the first date was in a very public place, though. But yeah, that could be very hot.


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    #84
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    iMax wrote: »

    I used to live in the US & it's perfectly acceptable to ask for someone's number (& have them give it) & then meet for a coffee date (an hour max), then follow that up with something more serious. too much emphasis is put on "go for a drink" or "go for a meal" or anything else. Grab a latte first, that works out, then go for something longer.

    So that isn't common in Ireland? How do people get together then? Could be difficult. Also, is it common at all in Ireland for women to ask men out?


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    #85
    dubsgirl
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    PillyPen wrote: »
    So that isn't common in Ireland? How do people get together then? Could be difficult. Also, is it common at all in Ireland for women to ask men out?

    No it's not that common at all in Ireland to approach people in the street

    As for women asking men out - did it once and will never ever do it again!!


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    #86
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Yikes. What about at a club or something?


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    #87
    dubsgirl
    Registered Users Posts: 726 ✭✭✭dubsgirl


    Yes clubs are fine

    Also pubs

    Also the photocopier...

    Really theres lots of places just not cold calling as it were;)


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    #88
    iMax
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    PillyPen wrote: »
    So that isn't common in Ireland? How do people get together then? Could be difficult. Also, is it common at all in Ireland for women to ask men out?

    Not common at all by my experience (I'm Irish BTW), USA was just for a while, but it did open my eyes to how "backward at coming forward" we are here.

    I've been asked out once by a woman. It was incredibly flattering & inspiring & allround great for it to happen, I was married by then so I had to turn her down. If I'd been single I would have jumped at it, she was incredibly cute (& as I mentioned before, I wouldn't class myself as an amazing looking guy (I'm ok though) ;)

    I have found though that more women flirt with you when you 're married, what's that all about then ?


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    #89
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    iMax wrote: »
    I have found though that more women flirt with you when you 're married, what's that all about then ?

    Ha, I have no idea, but there was a Seinfeld episode where George started wearing a wedding ring to get more chicks. I'd never date a married guy if for no other reason than I'd be petrified of karma biting me in the ass.


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    #90
    stovelid
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    iMax wrote: »
    I have found though that more women flirt with you when you 're married, what's that all about then ?

    I've also found that women are more forward in talking to you.

    Could be wrong - I've haven't tested it out - but my feeling is that they might just feel more relaxed talking or flirting with a man with a wedding ring because there is less chance of it being interpreted as a real come-on?


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    #91
    Malari
    Registered Users Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    iMax wrote: »
    I was married by then so I had to turn her down.

    How romantic! Not "I was in love with my wife so I turned her down"

    This is why I think married men are a turn-off. The attitude is that they would get into trouble if they cheated, rather than they actually don't want to :rolleyes:


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