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funny things kids say

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  • 21-08-2008 8:29pm
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    jagabomb
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    okay so we all know that innocent kids say the funniest things... just thought i would start a thread so people could share the funny things that have been blurted out by the little 'uns :D

    funniest thing i heard recently was a friend of mine's cousin was in playschool... her mother went to pick her up but noticed her best friend wasnt there. on the way home she said to her daughter "where was lauryn today?" to which the little girl replied " her granny died on tuesday and they had to plant her"

    quality!!! and also soooo very cute!

    feel free to add yr stories :D


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Urban legend goes thus:

    Kindergarten. One day, two of the kids, twins, were missing, in order to attend a relative's funeral. They came back the next day, told their mates about where they were, and got the rest of the gang to play funeral. The got an empty box, appointed mourners, preist and so on and got on with it.

    Legend has it that one of the teachers overheard the immortal (if you'll pardon the pun :D) line:

    "In the name of the father.... and of the son... and into the hole he goes...."

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    lorweld
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    My friend's husband is a mechanic. His workshop is at the back of their house. One evening this fella lets call him Paddy called to collect his car, now this fella Paddy is short in height not quite a dwarf but not far off of it. My friend's daughter who is 6, kept staring at Paddy, and out of nowhere she asked him 'hey are you a man or a boy?' Cue embarrased faces all round!:D:D


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    Standard Toaster
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    Cousin of mine who's seven had some of his wee friends over.

    One of them, around the same age, just blurted out,
    "Ma, I need to go home and make a ****."

    Nice


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    jagabomb
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    "In the name of the father.... and of the son... and into the hole he goes...."

    oh god im in hysterics here!
    sister just came in to see what the hell i was roaring laughing at.
    thanks ikkypoo2!


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,497 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    jagabomb wrote: »
    "In the name of the father.... and of the son... and into the hole he goes...."

    oh god im in hysterics here!
    sister just came in to see what the hell i was roaring laughing at.
    thanks ikkypoo2!

    :D

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    EileenG
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    My cousin was teaching in a school down the country and explaining about the seven deadly sins. When she came to Adultery, she wasn't looking forward to explaining that. Then of the kids put up his hand. "Please Miss, I know all about adultery, it's when your Daddy puts lots of water into the milk so the dairy will pay him more."
    She just nodded and said "Yep, that's it!"


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