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Try Saying...

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  • 22-08-2008 1:37pm
    #1
    Fey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭


    Dear Employees:

    It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

    Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

    We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

    Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.


    Try Saying:

    I think you could do with more training

    Instead Of:

    You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?



    Try Saying:

    She's an aggressive go-getter.

    Instead Of:

    She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch



    Try Saying:

    Perhaps I can work late

    Instead Of:

    And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?



    Try Saying:

    I'm certain that isn't feasible

    Instead Of:

    F*** off a*se- hole



    Try Saying:

    Really?

    Instead Of:

    Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole



    Try Saying:

    Perhaps you should check with...

    Instead Of:

    Tell someone who gives a f***.



    Try Saying:

    I wasn't involved in the project.

    Instead Of:

    Not my f***ing problem.



    Try Saying:

    That's interesting.

    Instead Of:

    What the f***?



    Try Saying:

    I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.

    Instead Of:

    No f***ing chance mate.



    Try Saying:

    It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in

    Instead Of:

    Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?



    Try Saying:

    He's not familiar with the issues

    Instead Of:

    He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.



    Try Saying:

    Excuse me, sir?

    Instead Of:

    Oi, f*** face.



    Try Saying:

    Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway

    Instead Of:

    Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.


    Hands up who is already using the Try Saying version?



    Stolen from here: http://www.bavarian-board.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=42209&PN=1


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