Finglas Interviews!

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'Are your relatives in business?'

'Yes - in the iron and steel business'

'Oh, indeed?'

'Yes - me mother irons and me father steals'

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'How long has your father been in his present position?'

'Three months' 'And what is he doing?'

'Six months'

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'How can I get rid of some ugly fat?'

'Send her home to mother'.


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'Mixed feelings is when you see your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new car'

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