Mad Relations ( If you can work it out )

dak

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got this reply...

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter. My daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy’s brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy’s wife. So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother’s mother. Don’t forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife’s grandson. But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I’m married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife’s grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

The Bollox

my head hurts after reading that.

Then I drew a diagram and now it hurts even more.

*rocks in corner* they're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me away, ho ho he he ha ha. To a happy home with trees and bees and cirping birds and they're coming to take me away HAHA!

Homer

Your family tree gave me eye cancer :mad:


You'll pay for that

rocky25

:pac: I'm going mad Ted

Capt'n Midnight

see also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_You_Zombies%E2%80%94

Insect Overlord

This was a song in the kids' movie "The Stupids". I remember seeing it twice as a child, first with my primary school class, secondly with my parents. On both occasions I was the only one who liked the film!