A Sailor Walks Into A Bar

rocky25

A sailor walks into a bar.

The bartender immediately notices that this is a pretty well built
guy but he has the tiniest little pinhead.

After serving the sailor a couple of drinks,

Curiosity finally gets the best of the bartender and he asks the
sailor why he had a normal sized body with such a tiny head.

The sailor tells him this story:

"I was involved in a naval battle where I was the only survivor.

I was stranded on a deserted island in the middle of
the ocean for months,

When I happened across a mermaid while I was walking on the
beach."

She was on the beach and couldn't get back in the water so I
helped her get back to the ocean,

She was so grateful she granted me three wishes.

I first asked to be rescued off that god forsaken island.

She told me that it was no problem, that the rescue ship was
on the way, and that I still had two more wishes."

"Next I asked for a never ending roll of twenty dollar bills."

Then the sailor reached into his pocket and kept pulling out 20s and
putting them on the bar.

"Finally I said to her,

'I've been on this island for quite some time without a woman and I'm quite horny,

She said

"As you can see from the waist down I'm a fish so I'm sorry but I can't help you there."

"Well I thought about it for a minute and said OK,

“How about a little head”.

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Three men arrested for allegedly plotting to kill Barak Obama

Four men arrested in terror plot to kill Gordon Brown

French president Nikolaus Sarkosy this morning made the following statement "I surrender"

Disco Stu

haha nice one..:D

Diddy Kong

Love the first one!!

mumhaabu

rocky25 wrote: »

Three men arrested for allegedly plotting to kill Barak Obama

Four men arrested in terror plot to kill Gordon Brown

French president Nikolaus Sarkosy this morning made the following statement "I surrender"

Lol! Cheese eating surrender monkeys,