Chocolate or sex?

Nevyn

A petard, was a small medieval bomb used to blow up gates and walls when breaching fortifications. In a typical implementation, it was commonly either a conical or rectangular metal object containing 5 or 6 pounds of gun powder, activated with a slow match used as a fuse

The phrase hoisted by your own petard comes from Hamlet; Act 3, scene 4, 202–209

Hamlet:
There's letters seal'd, and my two schoolfellows,
Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd—
They bear the mandate, they must sweep my way
And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
For 'tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petard, an't shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines
And blow them at the moon.

It means to have your own plans backfire.

I would say if women are choosing chocolate then both women AND the men they are having sex with need to reconsider what they are doing, as it takes two to tango.

Alarums

Alarums wrote: »

Finally, indisputable proof that women don't want sex as much as men, no matter how much they insist they do. Hoisted by your own petard ladies, whatever that is.

Or that men are seriously missing out on some good chocolate.

Notatoxford

Where is the rape option in the poll?

Adam

how about chocolate rain ladies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Jules

Notatoxford wrote: »

Where is the rape option in the poll?

Rape has nothing to do with the topic nor is it funny, see the change to the charter and you will be getting off with a warning this time. Any further comments along this line will result in a ban on sight.

Latchy

In the absence of sex hot or otherwise , hot chocolate is recomended

Wibbs

Thaedydal wrote: »

I would say if women are choosing chocolate then both women AND the men they are having sex with need to reconsider what they are doing, as it takes two to tango.

QFT.

Star Lord

Thaedydal wrote: »

I would say if women are choosing chocolate then both women AND the men they are having sex with need to reconsider what they are doing, as it takes two to tango.

QFT x2

Madame Razz

chocolate vs good sex?? Sex

Chocolate Vs Bad sex?? Chocolate

Chocolate Vs tiny penis sex??? Anykind of chocolate; even a fcukin macaroon bar!!!

Chocolate AND sex??? Messy;)

LolaLuv

manukahoney wrote: »

chocolate vs good sex?? Sex

Chocolate Vs Bad sex?? Chocolate

Chocolate Vs tiny penis sex??? Anykind of chocolate; even a fcukin macaroon bar!!!

Chocolate AND sex??? Messy;)

Lolol!! Especially the tiny penis bit, that's rich!

Toto Wolfcastle

manukahoney wrote: »

chocolate vs good sex?? Sex

Chocolate Vs Bad sex?? Chocolate

Chocolate Vs tiny penis sex??? Anykind of chocolate; even a fcukin macaroon bar!!!

Chocolate AND sex??? Messy;)

I concur.

And I love Macaroon bars so + 1 million on that one.

Adam

*cue another does size matter thread*

not to us it doesnt

Star Lord

Mirror wrote: »

*cue another does size matter thread*

not to us it doesnt

LMAO!!!
I also love macaroon bars

xshazarx

Um...sex please

Rayven199

Mmmm macaroon bars, havent had one in years! Must get one. Do they still make Lion bars? Ive been craving a lion bar for some time now.

Would still pick sex though!

Adam

xshazarx wrote: »

Um...sex please

she's from cavan. run!

Madame Razz

janeybabe wrote: »

I concur.

And I love Macaroon bars so + 1 million on that one.

Ok, macaroon bars are popular......

so lets change it...

chocolate VS tiny penis sex??? Anykind of chocolate even cooking chocolate; or dog choc drops:D

they really are rank....my father gave me some once in a buttons bag as a joke...i wasn't impressed...mean daddy:(

Adam

manukahoney wrote: »

Ok, macaroon bars are popular......

so lets change it...

chocolate VS tiny penis sex??? Anykind of chocolate even cooking chocolate; or dog choc drops:D

they really are rank....my father gave me some once in a buttons bag as a joke...i wasn't impressed...mean daddy:(

you should probably just stop sleeping with kids/midgets/snyper (delete as appropriate)

dfx-

manukahoney wrote: »

chocolate vs good sex?? Sex

Chocolate Vs Bad sex?? Chocolate

Chocolate Vs tiny penis sex??? Anykind of chocolate; even a fcukin macaroon bar!!!

Chocolate AND sex??? Messy;)

Unfair comparison

How's about bad sex v. stale chocolate? :P

Madame Razz

Mirror wrote: »

you should probably just stop sleeping with kids/midgets/snyper (delete as appropriate)

Or just hope that I never encounter a man with a tiny dick again perhaps??

dfx- wrote: »

How's about bad sex v. stale chocolate? :P

Stale Chocolate...bad sex is more distasteful...:D

Star Lord

manukahoney wrote: »

Or just hope that I never encounter a man with a tiny dick again perhaps??

You should ask to see it right at the outset before it goes that far so you cannot be disappointed in this way again!

Also to the poster that asked about the lion bars, yes and they're still yummy. As are the peanut lion bars!

little lady

Depends on the sex and the chocolate but 99% of the time Sex wins without a doubt.

"Tiny Penis Sex"
Speaking from experience :-(....Chocolate will always wins hands down, not matter how bad the chocolate is.!!!

Adam

jesus, are there a lot of small penii running around these days??

ChewChew

chocolate buttons are my down fall. I'm really not sure if I could resist the buttons. . . I do love them. alot. :eek:

gcgirl

manukahoney wrote: »

Chocolate AND sex??? Messy;)

But then theres the shower sex after wards

Madame Razz

gcgirl wrote: »

But then theres the shower sex after wards

Fair point!!!!!:cool:

manukahoney

manukahoney wrote: »

chocolate VS tiny penis sex??? Anykind of chocolate even cooking chocolate; or dog choc drops:D

they really are rank....my father gave me some once in a buttons bag as a joke...i wasn't impressed...mean daddy:(

Ok your father should have been locked up for child abuse for doing that.

Does size really matter that much?

What percentage of men have tiny penii? I've never actually seen one....contemplates googling....thinks the better of it.

Adam

Moonbaby wrote: »

Ok your father should have been locked up for child abuse for doing that.

Does size really matter that much?

What percentage of men have tiny penii? I've never actually seen one....contemplates googling....thinks the better of it.

the following idea is NSFW!!

"small penis" with safesearch off, just did it. hilarious.

Mirror

Mirror wrote: »

the following idea is NSFW!!

"small penis" with safesearch off, just did it. hilarious.

Jaysus! :eek: That is not funny.

Madame Razz

Moonbaby wrote: »

Ok your father should have been locked up for child abuse for doing that.

Does size really matter that much?

What percentage of men have tiny penii? I've never actually seen one....contemplates googling....thinks the better of it.

My father has a weird and wonderful sense of humour...which in ways I have inherited......i didnt laugh so much that time though I must admit!!

I dont know what percentage of men have a tiny penis; i mean, i only have had one such experience.....but it will stay with me for the rest of my life:eek:

As such, size doesn't really matter......but too small is baaaaaaaaaad!!