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    #182
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    manukahoney wrote: »
    My father has a weird and wonderful sense of humour...which in ways I have inherited......i didnt laugh so much that time though I must admit!!

    I dont know what percentage of men have a tiny penis; i mean, i only have had one such experience.....but it will stay with me for the rest of my life:eek:

    As such, size doesn't really matter......but too small is baaaaaaaaaad!!


    But you think small penis sex is the worst of bad sex?


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    #183
    Toto Wolfcastle
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    Ugh if this thread is to be believed, tiny penis sex is awful. I must question all future men about their penis size.

    I've never encountered one luckily.


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    #184
    Madame Razz
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    But you think small penis sex is the worst of bad sex?

    Undoubtedly. Yes. Although Bad hygiene is equally if not more revolting.

    I mean you dont even want to go there.

    May you never have either such experience!!

    Now, I must stop hi-jacking this thread, and also stop talking about penii and sex in general....I'll be getting myself a reputation:eek::eek::eek:


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    #185
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    manukahoney wrote: »
    Undoubtedly. Yes. Although Bad hygiene is equally if not more revolting.

    I mean you dont even want to go there.

    May you never have either such experience!!

    Now, I must stop hi-jacking this thread, and also stop talking about penii and sex in general....I'll be getting myself a reputation:eek::eek::eek:

    Too late for that. :D Your half of my new Guru. Wibbs is the other.


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    #186
    Madame Razz
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Too late for that. :D Your half of my new Guru. Wibbs is the other.

    Guru???

    Better off to listen to Wibbs methinks...Inevitably I always end up on the wrong road;)


    I'm the wrong half of guru!!!


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    #187
    dfx-
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    janeybabe wrote: »
    Ugh if this thread is to be believed, tiny penis sex is awful. I must question all future men about their penis size.

    This may not be the most reliable of indicators. :pac:


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    #188
    Adam
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    /unsubscribes


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    #189
    Toto Wolfcastle
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    dfx- wrote: »
    This may not be the most reliable of indicators. :pac:

    Have a tiny penis?


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    #190
    dfx-
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    Microscopic :(


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    #191
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    I wonder if it is true that every shoe has a commrade. IYKWIM.


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    #192
    Latchy
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    janeybabe wrote: »
    Ugh if this thread is to be believed, tiny penis sex is awful. I must question all future men about their penis size.

    I've never encountered one luckily.
    Having a massive size penis is just as awful .Imagine not be able to get it up your average size female vagina ?


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    #193
    Toto Wolfcastle
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    latchyco wrote: »
    Having a massive size penis is just as awful .Imagine not be able to get it up your average size female vagina ?

    Ouchies!


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    #194
    Ginny
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Ok your father should have been locked up for child abuse for doing that.

    Does size really matter that much?

    What percentage of men have tiny penii? I've never actually seen one....contemplates googling....thinks the better of it.

    Please tell me you didn't GIS it?
    Save your sight, its taken me years to get over my experience...*shudder*


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    #195
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    Mirror fooled me.


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    #196
    Latchy
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    janeybabe wrote: »
    Ouchies!
    Indeed !


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    #197
    brianthebard
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I wonder if it is true that every shoe has a commrade. IYKWIM.

    I wonder do you even know what you mean half the time????


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    #198
    Wibbs
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Too late for that. :D Your half of my new Guru. Wibbs is the other.
    And *sniff* my name is wibbs and I have a small penis.......

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #199
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    brianthebard wrote: »
    I wonder do you even know what you mean half the time????


    Finally I found someone on boards who gets me. Hallelujah!

    I'm wondering if there are ladies with equally small parts to match the tiny penii.


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    #200
    Latchy
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    Originally Posted by Moonbaby
    I wonder if it is true that every shoe has a commrade. IYKWIM.
    A metaphor for condoms ?
    I'm wondering if there are ladies with equally small parts to match the tiny penii.
    There is


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    #201
    Madame Razz
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    latchyco wrote: »
    Having a massive size penis is just as awful .Imagine not be able to get it up your average size female vagina ?

    Yeah, i knew a girl who went out with a guy for over two years who was simply enormous. They did it a sum total of three times during the relationship; it was just too painful....quite literally he split her in two apparently ***shudder***

    Seems weird if you consider childbirth but this was this girls story anyways!!


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    #202
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    ~grimaces~


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    #203
    Latchy
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    manukahoney wrote: »
    Yeah, i knew a girl who went out with a guy for over two years who was simply enormous. They did it a sum total of three times during the relationship; it was just too painful....quite literally he split her in two apparently ***shudder***

    Seems weird if you consider childbirth but this was this girls story anyways!!
    Apparently it is a worry of a lot of men .Remember wactching a documentry about this guy in NY who was involved in the porn business and for obious reasons was attracted to a lot of women on the disco scene as well (who had heard of his big size through the grapevine ) But when it came to doing the business so to speak, both in the flicks and in his private life , he in a lot of cases couldent get it up .I think he only died young a few years ago to (forget his name )


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    #204
    Madame Razz
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    Wibbs wrote: »
    And *sniff* my name is wibbs and I have a small penis.......

    pics or gtfo:D:D;)!!!!!


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    #205
    brianthebard
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Finally I found someone on boards who gets me. Hallelujah!

    I'm wondering if there are ladies with equally small parts to match the tiny penii.

    Yeah they don't all come in the same depth you know...so how deep is yours??


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    #206
    LolaLuv
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Finally I found someone on boards who gets me. Hallelujah!

    I'm wondering if there are ladies with equally small parts to match the tiny penii.

    There are! The duck lips at the gynecologist come in various sizes!

    Edit: Thought I should clarify that by "duck lips" I mean the speculum.


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    #207
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    brianthebard wrote: »
    Yeah they don't all come in the same depth you know...so how deep is yours??


    Thankfully I've never compared notes with another woman.


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    #208
    brianthebard
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Thankfully I've never compared notes with another woman.

    You're missing out on all sorts of fun there.


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    #209
    Wibbs
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    manukahoney wrote: »
    pics or gtfo:D:D;)!!!!!
    Sorry the electron microscope is borked.:D

    PillyPen wrote:
    There are! The duck lips at the gynecologist come in various sizes!
    How true that is. Though in fairness not that much, unless I've been very lucky.:D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #210
    gcgirl
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    I googled small penis and i'd sware one of them pics was the ex :D:D:D


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    #211
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    gcgirl wrote: »
    I googled small penis and i'd sware one of them pics was the ex :D:D:D
    He wasnt p...k in real life to was he ?

    nah , that was uncalled for and below the belt :D


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