Jerry Lawler to headline Wrestlemania!!!!!

flahavaj

http://www.askoracle.net/index.php

They've been having fun with this on some other of the boards' forums.

Some questions I've asked:

You asked:

Will CM Punk retain in the Scramble at Unforgiven?
The Oracle replied:

With all the uncertainties involved, I’d say no.:mad:

You asked:

Is John Cena really injured?
The Oracle replied:

Yes, but things will not go quite as you expect.:eek:

This ones great:

You asked:

Rovert - knowledgeable curmudgeon or irritating twat?
The Oracle replied:

The latter, no doubt about it.:pac:

You asked:

Who will headline Wrestlemania?
The Oracle replied:

Phil Mickelson

Kane-N-Nite

You asked:
Who will headline wrestlemania 25?
The Oracle replied:
The old man who likes to look at young girls

ShawnRaven

Kane-N-Nite wrote: »

You asked:
Who will headline wrestlemania 25?
The Oracle replied:
The old man who likes to look at young girls

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
VR!

Brolly

I sense a bad reaction to one of those!

Brolly

validreasoning! wrote: »

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
VR!

Trampas

You asked:

Who will headline Wrestlemania?
The Oracle replied:

David Beckham

flahavaj

validreasoning! wrote: »

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
VR!

If only I could edit Lawler into the thread title I would. Do it Fozzy! Thats gold. Well played good sir.:cool::D

Kane-N-Nite

You asked:
Will The Undertaker win at WrestleMania 25?
The Oracle replied:
I wouldn’t bet on it. I hope revealing this doesn’t make you suicidal.

Brolly

Kane-N-Nite wrote: »

You asked:
Will The Undertaker win at WrestleMania 25?
The Oracle replied:
I wouldn’t bet on it. I hope revealing this doesn’t make you suicidal.

:eek:Bastard!:mad:

Even worse Kane:

You asked:
Will undertaker retire at wrestlemania 25?

The Oracle replied:
If we were to bet on it, I’d say ’yes’.

rovert

flahavaj wrote: »

Rovert - knowledgeable curmudgeon or irritating twat?

I genuinely thought we had moved on from this. I resent even being called a curmudgeon when Ive multiple times have said to other posters "good point" or "I havent thought about that" etc today alone? Ive reported you for name calling.

flahavaj

rovert wrote: »

I genuinely thought we had moved on from this. I resent even being called a curmudgeon when Ive multiple times have said to other posters "good point" or "I havent thought about that" etc today alone? Ive reported you for name calling.

I really do hope your joking and that you'll take my post in the good humour it was intended. I've spoken up on your behalf more than anyone around here after all!:eek:

Kane-N-Nite

brolly wrote: »

:eek:Bastard!:mad:

Even worse Kane:

You asked:
Will undertaker retire at wrestlemania 25?

The Oracle replied:
If we were to bet on it, I’d say ’yes’.

You asked:
Will undertaker retire at wrestlemania 25?
The Oracle replied:
Not a chance.


I like mine more.

KrazeeEyezKilla

He's telling me that Michael Jackson is going to be headlining Wrestlemania.

rovert

flahavaj wrote: »

I really do hope your joking and that you'll take my post in the good humour it was intended. I've spoken up on your behalf more than anyone around here after all!:eek:

Sorry but your post was name calling as both outcomes your question were unduly negative. You posted in the topic today from which this post is taken from:

rovert wrote: »

I’ve heard some "interesting" stuff come out of his mouth that made me cringe. Nothing bad like or reflect badly on him as a human being mind. All Ill say he confirmed in an interview the Wrestlecrap site that the main rumour about him with is brought up on every shoot tape when his name is brought up. But if your experience is positive than amen to that.

Does this sound like a post that came from a curmudgeon?

Brolly

KrazeeEyezKilla wrote: »

He's telling me that Michael Jackson is going to be headlining Wrestlemania.

Heeeeeeee heeeeeeee!

Kane-N-Nite

You asked:
Who screwed Bret?
The Oracle replied:
Jennifer Lopez

:eek:

Brolly

Kane-N-Nite wrote: »

You asked:
Who screwed Bret?
The Oracle replied:
Jennifer Lopez

:eek:

:DI bet he'd like to screw her!

Fozzy

How about we just don't make unprovoked attacks towards rovert, or anyone for that matter, jokingly or otherwise

Changing thread title. And stick to the topic please

rovert

Im asking flahavaj for an apology,

flahavaj

rovert wrote: »

Sorry but your post was name calling as both outcomes your question were unduly negative. You posted in the topic today from which this post is taken from:



Does this sound like a post that came from a curmudgeon?

5 results for: curmudgeon
–noun
a bad-tempered, difficult, cantankerous person.
[Origin: 1570–80; unexplained; perh. cur- repr. cur]

—Related forms
cur·mudg·eon·ly, adjective

—Synonyms grouch, crank, bear, sourpuss, crosspatch.
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006


NOW you're being a curmudgeon!

As I said it was a joke after all the bull**** of the last few days. Take it in good spirits, man.:D

And you've been very well behaved today by the way, well done.;)

flahavaj

rovert wrote: »

Im asking flahavaj for an apology,

I apologise unreservedly for any offence caused.

rovert

flahavaj wrote: »

I apologise unreservedly for any offence caused.

I just expect the same level of behaviour from other people as they expect out of me.

Fozzy

You asked:
Was Randy Orton really in a motorbike crash?

The Oracle replied:
No chance.


Knew it

Brolly

Fozzy wrote: »

You asked:
Was Randy Orton really in a motorbike crash?

The Oracle replied:
No chance.


Knew it

The Oracle has said it - it must be true!!!

ShawnRaven

You asked:

Was the Montreal Screwjob a work from day one?
The Oracle replied:

Very, very likely.

You asked:

Is Bret Hart a bitter bastard?
The Oracle replied:

Things look very bad. Be careful.

You asked:

Did Chris Benoit really mean to murder his family?
The Oracle replied:

Not unless you do something to change the course of events. Please keep your hands on the keyboard at all times during the session.
(comment from myself - GREAT SCOTT, MARTY! WE NEED TO GET THIS BEAST UP TO 88MPH!)

Dear christ, and i haven't gotten to the really offensive ones yet!
VR!

flahavaj

rovert wrote: »

I just expect the same level of behaviour from other people as they expect out of me.

As i said earlier, I've never had a problem with ya dude, I welcome your contribution on here and I stood up for you yesterday. I thought a lighthearted comment would have drawn a line under all the bitterness of the last few days and I apologise if you were offended.

Now lets drop it eh before I puke from all this niceness spilling from my fingertips.:D

Kane-N-Nite

You asked:
Will Stone Cold Steve Austin wrestle at WrestleMania 25?
The Oracle replied:
After the most thorough investigation I can answer with confidence: yes.:D

You asked:
Will Chris Benoit ever be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame?
The Oracle replied:
This is a tough one. But even with all the uncertainties involved, I’d say yes.

rovert

flahavaj wrote: »

As i said earlier, I've never had a problem with ya dude, I welcome your contribution on here and I stood up for you yesterday. I thought a lighthearted comment would have drawn a line under all the bitterness of the last few days and I apologise if you were offended.

It didnt come across that way but cool.

flahavaj wrote: »

Now lets drop it eh before I puke from all this niceness spilling from my fingertips.:D

Let’s do just that before TEAM ATTACK ROVERT comes out of their individual lurking holes for their next manoeuvre.

flahavaj

You asked:

Did Macho Man really give Steph the aul pork sword?
The Oracle replied:

Most likely, although nothing in life is certain.

Bubs101

rovert wrote: »

TEAM ATTACK ROVERT

The first official Boards.ie Pro Wrestling forum stable

rovert

flahavaj wrote: »

You asked:

Did Macho Man really give Steph the aul pork sword?
The Oracle replied:

Most likely, although nothing in life is certain.

Vince135792003 should ask Lanny that.

Bubs101

You asked:

Does Stephanie love anal
The Oracle replied:

Not any more.

Brolly

You asked:
Did Vince McMahon have sexual relations with May Young?

The Oracle replied:
Very, very likely.

Kane-N-Nite

You asked:
Is Hulk Hogan a pervert?
The Oracle replied:
Certainly!

Brolly

Kane-N-Nite wrote: »

You asked:
Is Hulk Hogan a pervert?
The Oracle replied:
Certainly!

F*ck, I could have told you that!:D

flahavaj

rovert wrote: »

Vince135792003 should ask Lanny that.

He'd probably get a similarly convoluted answer from The Genius.

Vince135792003

You asked:Is tna better than wwe?
The Oracle replied:In theory, yes. In practise, no

You asked: Is MMA better than pro-wrestling?
The Oracle replied: Naturally!


You asked:Is Vince Russo a good booker?
The Oracle replied:I hope not.

KrazeeEyezKilla

You asked:
Did Bradshaw ever rape rookies?
The Oracle replied:
Very, very likely.

Brolly

KrazeeEyezKilla wrote: »

You asked:
Did Bradshaw ever rape rookies?
The Oracle replied:
Very, very likely.

:eek: Mamajuana stocks are plummeting as we speak! :eek:

Mr.Nice Guy

You asked:
What do you think of John Cena?

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The Oracle replied:
Pisses me off.

You asked:
What do you think of Triple H?

---

The Oracle replied:
Uninteresting.

You asked:
What do you think of Undertaker?

---

The Oracle replied:
I’d rather surf the web.

You asked:
Would you bang Maria?

---

The Oracle replied:
Absolutely. I’m sure of this. A press conference will be held at noon tomorrow concerning this issue.

You asked:
Will TNA be around in two years?

---

The Oracle replied:
No chance. Isn’t it a nice day, by the way?

No chance sounds very Vince McMahon-esque. Hmm.

You asked:
Is Bret Hart the greatest wrestler of all time?

---

The Oracle replied:
I just contacted the gods and they said no. I can imagine the shock.

You asked:
Will kentonbomb ever return?

---

The Oracle replied:
I wouldn’t bet on it.

You asked:
Will Triple H be in a title match at Wrestlemania 25?

---

The Oracle replied:
Certainly!

It got the last one right anyway.

flahavaj

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

You asked:
Will TNA be around in two years?

---

The Oracle replied:
No chance. Isn’t it a nice day, by the way?

If this genuinely came out as an answer, thats ****ing spooky considering Foley just signed with TNA.

Mr.Nice Guy

flahavaj wrote: »

If this genuinely came out as an answer, thats ****ing spooky considering Foley just signed with TNA.

Oh sh*t well spotted! :eek:

That's creeping me out.

You asked:
Who Will Headline WrestleMania 25

The Oracle replied:
The Pope.

Looks to be a boring wrestlemania this year? Triple H will have to be a mega heel.

You asked:
Is john cena really injured?

The Oracle replied:
Yes, if you trust yourself.

Dammit!

You asked:
Is mickie james better looking than maria?

The Oracle replied:
Sure!

Well thats the end of that then!

You asked:

Is foley’s tna signing legit?
The Oracle replied:

Yes, but things will not go quite as you expect.

Uh-oh.

You asked:
Are edge and christian really brothers

The Oracle replied:
Not unless you do something to change the course of events.

Maybe they WILL be brothers again someday?




Boards questions:

You asked:
Is rovert a nice guy?

The Oracle replied:
I hope not.

You asked:

Is VR! a nice guy?
The Oracle replied:

I just contacted the gods and they said no. I can imagine the shock.

You asked:

Is fozzy a real man's man?
The Oracle replied:

Sure!

You asked:

Is kkv hung like a horse?
The Oracle replied:

Yes, unless you screw things up.

Wahey..

You asked:

Did rebelrockchick cheat in the draft
The Oracle replied:

Most likely, although nothing in life is certain

You asked:

Does MNG have a multiple account?
The Oracle replied:

I’m afraid I must disappoint you, but no he doesn’t.

You asked:

DOES ORESTES HAVE A MULTIPLE ACCOUNT?
The Oracle replied:

Not yet, but in a few weeks things are going to change.

You asked:

Who is flahavaj’s best boards friend?
The Oracle replied:

Emeril Lagasse

You asked:

Should i be a new PW mod
The Oracle replied:

Yes, but don’t forget to ponder about the unwanted consequences.

You asked:

Who is boards best poster
The Oracle replied:

Diane Sawyer

You asked:

If you mix kanenite with comic book guy, what do you get?
The Oracle replied:

Social life. I just got a phone call where I learned this.

You asked:

How many boards members have wrestling figures?
The Oracle replied:

Around 6.

I'll leave it at that

Kane-N-Nite

Social life?

flahavaj

Deleted User wrote: »

You asked:
Who is flahavaj's best boards friend.

Answer: Emeril Lagasse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emeril_Lagasse

Its true. Hes a wonderful chef and he's been a pillar of strength to me for many years.

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You asked: Does KKV have way to much time on his hands?

The Oracle says:

F**k yeah. Valuable time he could be spending playing with his wrestling figures.

CMpunked

Deleted User wrote: »

You asked:

If you mix kanenite with comic book guy, what do you get?
The Oracle replied:

Social life. I just got a phone call where I learned this.

So thats what that phone call was about... weird.

:rolleyes:

CMpunked

Heres mine:

You asked: Is Shawn Michaels wife really really hot?
The Oracle replied: It’s what inside that counts.

You asked: Will threads ever stop going off topic?
The Oracle replied: After the most thorough investigation I can answer with confidence: no.

You asked: Is rebel rock chick in fact, a chick?
The Oracle replied: Right now I’m in the mood for a ’no’ answer.

You asked: Who will be world champion after the raw scramble?
The Oracle replied: Will Smith

:eek::eek:

You asked: Is Rey Mysterio "Dead"?
The Oracle replied: Unfortunately I must disappoint you.

So i asked again....

You asked: Is Rey Mysterio "Dead"?
The Oracle replied: Don’t repeat yourself.

:pac:

One last time, worded differently:

You asked: Is Rey Mysterio "Dead" or "Alive"?
The Oracle replied: The latter one seems better.

kyp_durron

You asked:
Should I stop posting forever?

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The Oracle replied:
Yes, with confidence.

CMpunked

kyp_durron wrote: »

You asked:
Should I stop posting forever?

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The Oracle replied:
Yes, with confidence.

Bye bye Kyp

RebelRockChick

Comic-Book-Guy wrote: »

You asked: Is rebel rock chick in fact, a chick?

The Oracle replied: Right now I’m in the mood for a ’no’ answer.

lmao

You asked:
Is comic book guy really a chick?

The Oracle replied:
If we were to bet on it, I’d say ’yes’. I hope you’re not shocked by this.

:P

ShawnRaven

RebelRockChick wrote: »

lmao

You asked:
Is comic book guy really a chick?

The Oracle replied:
If we were to bet on it, I’d say ’yes’. I hope you’re not shocked by this.

:P

The C-B-G got P-W-N-E-D!
VR!