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A Blonde's Year In Review

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  • 28-08-2008 12:04am
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    rocky25
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    January

    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February

    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

    Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in bloody printer !!!

    March

    Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

    April
    Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

    May
    Tried to make Milk shake.....wrong instructions....1 pint of milk
    won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June
    Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July
    Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
    the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August
    Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

    September
    The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

    October
    Not eating M & M's anymore.....they are so hard to peel.

    November
    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

    December

    Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!


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    dh0661
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    Rocky --- I was the one in the breast stroke competition :o:o:o


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    rocky25
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    dh0661 wrote: »
    Rocky --- I was the one in the breast stroke competition :o:o:o


    Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee Donna ;)

    My Missus is also Blonde :rolleyes:

    She once rang me up and said she had been locked out of her car and would I pick her up.

    So me being a Knight in Shining Armour...told my Son to go pick her up

    When they got home, my son came in roaring laughing:p

    The battery had died on the remote locking thingy for the car.

    He just walked over and opened the car with the key:D

    Me missus walked in...........looking rather sheepishly:confused:

    I just glanced at her and said" Another Blonde Moment pet":(

    She walloped me on the head with her bag... :pac: OUCH!


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    dh0661
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    rocky25 wrote: »
    She walloped me on the head with her bag... :pac: OUCH!

    You deserved that Rocky.


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