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Is Gok Wan lying to us?

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    #32
    p-flaps
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭p-flaps


    goks a pigs ear, what woman would go near him even if he wasnt a ragin homo, the state of him.


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    #33
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    WindSock wrote: »
    Tastes like craab, looks like pe-ople.

    I always thought it was "Looks like craab, talks like pe-ople"


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    #34
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Pighead wrote: »
    Spot on javaboy. The man's a menace to society. If a man with a creepy goatee and a stick on haircut released a song called "Two little boys" today do you think he'd get a primetime slot on the BBC hosting an animal related programme?

    That was a rhetorical question by the way. The answer is quite clearly NO.

    I'm generally wary of any "musician" with facial hair at this stage.

    http://www.jigsawlounge.co.uk/kungfu/pictures/saddam-rolf.jpg
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00101/gary3_101664a.jpg


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    #35
    Earthhorse
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    Pighead wrote: »
    Gok is this centuries Rolf Harris.

    For a minute I thought that said "God is this centuries Rolf Harris".

    Which would have made for an interesting debate.


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    #36
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    I always thought it was "Looks like craab, talks like pe-ople"


    Oh yeah, that might be it. Only a crab person would know that though.


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    #37
    [Deleted User]
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    What does Kermit the frog's middle finger smell like Pighead?























    Bacon , you've been had !


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    #38
    WindSock
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    Factoid: Rolf Harris is actually a Welshman and may or may not be a kangaroo hybrid.


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    #39
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    For a minute I thought that said "God is this centuries Rolf Harris".

    Which would have made for an interesting debate.

    Pffft. Should be Rolf Harris is this century's God. God created the world in 7 days but it only takes Rolf 3 seconds to draw a kangaroo.

    Have you guessed what it is yet?


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    #40
    token56
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    Me thinks Pighead is lying to us. He really wants to be like Gok but started this thread to see what people think before we see "Pigwanhead" slowly emerge.


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    #41
    Pighead
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    token56 wrote: »
    Me thinks Pighead is lying to us. He really wants to be like Gok but started this thread to see what people think before we see "Pigwanhead" slowly emerge.
    You thinks wrong matey. Pighead is merely trying to uncover the truth. A friend once told Pighead that he seen Gok playing darts in a pub in Manchester called "The Heterosexual Bulldog" He spoke in a rough Mancunian accent and gave the barmaid a lovebite. There's definitely something fishy going on here.


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    #42
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,051 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Old Rolf might be good with a paint-brush, but his strange association with animals sends shivers down my spine. Here's the lyrics from his other hit, entitled "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport", makes Gok look normal. :eek: :eek: :o:o


    There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
    and he gets himself up on one elbow,
    and he turns to his mates,
    who are gathered 'round him and he says:


    Watch me wallabys feed mate.
    Watch me wallabys feed.
    They're a dangerous breed mate.
    So watch me wallabys feed.
    Altogether now!


    Tie me kangaroo down sport,
    tie me kangaroo down.
    Tie me kangaroo down sport,
    tie me kangaroo down.


    Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
    keep me cockatoo cool.
    Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
    just keep me cockatoo cool.
    Altogether now!


    Take me koala back, Jack,
    take me koala back.
    He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
    so take me koala back.
    Altogether now!


    Let me Abos go loose, Lou, *
    let me Abos go loose.
    They're of no further use, Lou,
    so let me Abos go loose.
    Altogether now!


    Mind me platypus duck, Bill,
    mind me platypus duck.
    Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
    mind me platypus duck.
    Altogether now!


    Play your digeridoo, Blue,
    play your digeridoo.
    Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
    play your digerydoo.
    Altogether now!


    Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
    tan me hide when I'm dead.
    So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
    (Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed.
    Altogether now!


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    #43
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    WindSock wrote: »
    Only a crab person would know that though.

    Thats why I'm asking you :pac:


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    #44
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Pighead wrote: »
    You thinks wrong matey. Pighead is merely trying to uncover the truth. A friend once told Pighead that he seen Gok playing darts in a pub in Manchester called "The Heterosexual Bulldog" He spoke in a rough Mancunian accent and gave the barmaid a lovebite. There's definitely something fishy going on here.

    Yeah, no way would a pub in Manchester allow the locals get their hands on sharp implements. Story doesn't add up.


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    #45
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    I heard he is secretly Lady Di,

    she faked her death and Ended up presenting a ****e show on tv


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    #46
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Pighead wrote: »
    Is Gok's gay persona a big fat untruth designed to engineer situations where he finds himself surrounded by fantastic looking chicks wearing next to nothing.

    Also I'm surprised no ones noticed the trend Goc seems to be setting.


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    #47
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    Also I'm surprised no ones noticed the trend Goc seems to be setting.

    Yep there's definitely a correlation there. Thread merge?


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    #48
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    I heard he is secretly Lady Di,

    she faked her death and Ended up presenting a ****e show on tv

    No he's really Ray Finkle.


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    #49
    My name is Mud
    Registered Users Posts: 647 ✭✭✭My name is Mud


    WindSock wrote: »
    Oh yeah, that might be it. Only a crab person would know that though.

    Its "taste like crab, talk like people"








    Im not a crab person btw


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    #50
    boogle
    Registered Users Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    Did you ever look at Gok Wans lips? He has the most horrible lips ever!


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    #51
    token56
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    Pighead wrote: »
    You thinks wrong matey. Pighead is merely trying to uncover the truth. A friend once told Pighead that he seen Gok playing darts in a pub in Manchester called "The Heterosexual Bulldog" He spoke in a rough Mancunian accent and gave the barmaid a lovebite. There's definitely something fishy going on here.

    Fair enough,

    Hmmm I cant see Gok and darts going together maybe your onto something.


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    #52
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Rolf Harris is a legend. The only person to ever do justice to a Zeppelin cover.

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy5KjaAS7nY

    And he painted the queen.
    Sorry Mr. Head. Had to step in on Rolf's behalf. Too right about that gok wan.
    Dodgy.


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    #53
    [Deleted User]
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Rolf Harris is a legend. The only person to ever do justice to a Zeppelin cover.

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy5KjaAS7nY

    And he painted the queen.
    Sorry Mr. Head. Had to step in on Rolf's behalf. Too right about that gok wan.
    Dodgy.


    Bollocko my ol lad, there is actually a really good cover of Thank you done by


    bare with me...








    Fred Durst with Jimmy Page - its actually class, download it!


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    #54
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Bollocko my ol lad, there is actually a really good cover of Thank you done by


    bare with me...








    Fred Durst with Jimmy Page - its actually class, download it!
    Hmmm. Ruined forever by his tainting of Behind Blue eyes though!


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    #55
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Bollocko my ol lad, there is actually a really good cover of Thank you done by


    bare with me...


    Fred Durst with Jimmy Page - its actually class, download it!

    I'm sceptical.


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    #56
    [Deleted User]
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Hmmm. Ruined forever by his tainting of Behind Blue eyes though!
    javaboy wrote: »
    I'm sceptical.

    Believe me it's actually fairly good. It was done live at the MTV music awards about 5-6 years back. Was really popular on the net afterwards ^


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    #57
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Believe me it's actually fairly good. It was done live at the MTV music awards about 5-6 years back. Was really popular on the net afterwards ^

    You know what I remember that and it wasnt bad! It was the MTV awards that twigged me.


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    #58
    PurpleBerry
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    Craaaab people Craaaab people
    Taste like crab Talk like people
    Craaaab people Craaaab people



    Bah! Upload failure.


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    #59
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    That video doesn't work.

    Mods please close this thread before I get proven wrong...


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    #60
    My name is Mud
    Registered Users Posts: 647 ✭✭✭My name is Mud


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    That video doesn't work.

    Mods please close this thread before I get proven wrong...

    Wikipedia has once again proven itself as the ultimate source of all factual information on the planet

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_People#Crab_People

    FACT*














    *May not be true


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    #61
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    WindSock wrote: »
    Tastes like craab, looks like pe-ople.
    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    I always thought it was "Looks like craab, talks like pe-ople"
    My name is Mud wrote: »
    Its "taste like crab, talk like people"


    We are all sort of right, I think.



    Im not a crab person btw

    Don't get crab people mixed up with people who have crabs :pac:


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