EPIC FAIL!!! lolz!!11oneoneeleventy!!!

Dord

I ordered a meatlong football in Subway....

Michellenman

Not really sure if you could class this as a fail or not, but sure I'll give it a lash anyway.

I tend to speak a bit loud, not shouting or anything, but loud-ish all the same. So we're shopping and she picks this DISGUSTING top up and asks me what I think, I get a bit tongue-tied and attempt to say ''that Woeful'' but halfway through change my mind and attempt to say ''that's rank''. So, if you do the math you'll realise that in the middle of Dunnes Stores I Shout ''THAT'S ****!''... much to the embarrassment of my mother.

Fail?

randylonghorn

projectmayhem wrote: »

I almost had a fail moment today walking into a busy Subway and nearly tripping up on the small step that was conveniently hidden by a small mat. I of course stumbled right in front of two attractive women. I wouldn't call it a complete fail, but it was a semi-fail.

Two attractive women and just a semi?

You sick? :P

AngryBadger wrote: »

HAHA That is classic!

In a similar vein, when i was in college I met this guy while doing a show and he was super-camp! So of course i was always taking the mick out of him, joking that he "loved the cock" and so on.

Then one evening the girl I was seeing who was a friend of his turned to me and said

"You know he's gay and has a massive crush on you right?"

In all fairness, there are worse ways a straight guy might deal with a gay guy with a crush on him that taking the mick / having a laugh with him / being friendly.

Dord wrote: »

I ordered a meatlong football in Subway....

Freudian ftw!

ewj1978

Michellenman wrote: »

Not really sure if you could class this as a fail or not, but sure I'll give it a lash anyway.

I tend to speak a bit loud, not shouting or anything, but loud-ish all the same. So we're shopping and she picks this DISGUSTING top up and asks me what I think, I get a bit tongue-tied and attempt to say ''that Woeful'' but halfway through change my mind and attempt to say ''that's rank''. So, if you do the math you'll realise that in the middle of Dunnes Stores I Shout ''THAT'S ****!''... much to the embarrassment of my mother.

Fail?

dunno its more of a Jonathon Woss'ism... Mine is going on todayfm years ago and being in a competition were you had to guess the tune from a ringtone(on the old style beep beep phone) and failing miserably at getting even one right... even the presenters were embarrassed

RxQueen

god so many!

running in the middle of the shopping centre, turned around to laugh at my brother and ran into a pillar.!

in work the other day and was texting under the table and didnt here a client come in and started singing "GOLD ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YER SOUL" at the top of my out of tune voice, until i heard people laughing!!
"he" starts screaming for his dad, looked at him was some stranger, turned aroung and m parents and brother were in the stiches at me

in a resturant lately and ask for the 10 inch steak instead of the 10oz haha

jackbutler

My life is made up of millions of tiny little cringe moments.

The worst i can remember off the top of my head is a few years ago, i was in Starbucks with my then girlfriend.

And we got two orange juices, i said i'd pay but she said she had 5 quid spare anyway. She handed it over then the girl at the till asked if either of us had any change

My response to this was to take back the fiver, and replace it with a twenty pound note.
The employee gave me an odd look and i pleaded her with my eyes to not make that situation any worse. She obliged, i cried inside.

Dark Artist

When I was like 12 this girl came up to me and asked "Will you score my friend later on in such and such place?"

So I accepted, then when I went to this place all the other children in the neighbourhood had showed up. Turns out it was a surprise for her and it was up to me to actually ask her.

This blind date showed up, I asked her in front of everyone, and she rejected me.

FAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!11

KBarry

We had two new girls starting at work and the boss brought them round to meet everybody. As you do we gave our post-inspection appraisals.

Me to one of the lads: "Fcuk, I don't fancy yours much."
Him: "Which one's mine?"
Me: "The dark haired one, face like a bag of spanners and she must be about 70."
Him: "That's my mum."

It was and all Lovely lady she turned out to be too.

RossFixxxed

In M&S in dundrum, waffling away to the GF. I get to the cookies and declare, these things are better than sex, and pat her on the shoulder and say 'no offence love'. The girl beside me is not her, she's like 12 and shouts 'MOM!!' and runs off.

Oh god. I'm still expecting posters of me and Gary Glitter to appear in M&S!


And one more. I stood up from the bath in a hotel in Amsterdam. A very posh room with a glass bathroom wall... Looking out to the Cafe in the shopping centre on Dam square.... I see all these women sipping their coffee.. But they can't see me right? Surely this hotel has some kind of posh privacy glass? So I kind of wave slowly over their direction (with my hand that is ahem)... and they all wave back! I learned that JUMPING out of the bath onto a tiled floor in front of 200 people simply makes things more embarrassing as you lay naked in front of them. I really hope they realise how cold it was that day. I was cringing.. It was like a horrible version of that scene in 1408.

r

flushje

Had a drunken row in town one night, I took one massive swing,fell flat on my face,and broke my nose.

I win

Jay P

I was out at the weekend,a nd I don't remember very much. In fact of four hours being out, I remember about 20 minutes. This part makes up some of the 20 minutes. I was chatting to this girl, and according to someone else she was well into me and was hot but I just about remember talking to her. I think I was kissing her for about a minute when a guy I know started shouting out "He's only 16!" which isn't true! I then convinced her I was 18 and about to go into UCD doing theoretical physics, so all was grand and I think we kissed again when her friend came along and said "He's only 16!" And I said "No! I'm going into college!" And she said prove it so I said I'm doing Actuary studies in UCD. Obiously the other girl heard and sent me on my way. I don't remember anything else from that night.

NiSmO

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Pyr0

When I was in junior or senior infants I can't remember which, I was taking a dump in the toilets when suddenly two girls opened the door just as I was standing up to pull up my trousers and theres me with my cacks down to my ankles looking back at them in shock. They ran away giggling while I made my way back to class with a bright red face.

Horrible.