Afternoon Quickies

rocky25 · 02-09-2008 2:23pm #1

Recipe for Banana Bread

Ingredients:

2 Laughing Eyes

2 Loving Arms

2 Well Shaped Legs

2 Firm Milk Containers

1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl

2 Large Nuts

1 Large Banana

Method:

1. Look into Loving Eyes.

2. Fold in Loving Arms.

3. Spread Well Shaped Legs.

4. Squeeze and massage Milk Containers gently until Fur Lined Mixing Bowl is well greased.

Check frequently with middle finger.

5. Add Banana - work in and out until well creamed.

6. Cover with Nuts and sigh with relief.

Cake done when Banana becomes soft.

Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl.

N.B. If cake begins to rise leave town immediately.

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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

The Lamaze class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,

and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher.

"Walking is especially beneficial.

And, gentlemen,

it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room was very quiet.

Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

"Yes?" asked the instructor.

"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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How do you get a Fat woman into bed?

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.Easy

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A piece of cake