Misheard Lyrics

Tzetze

Jimi Hendrix
"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!" (the sky)

:eek:

staker

'Sex Bomb' by Tom Jones. My friend (I swear!) thought it was
'Snack box, Snack box, you're my snack box':D
I'm always mishearing lyrics too but none spring to mind. Great thread OP

shoelaceface

oh i love this... hmmmm let me think
i remember hearing on the radio that someone thought that in the song 'crystal ball' by keane, that he was actually singing 'oh chris de burgh, chris de burgh'..... just go and listen to it, you have to hand it to him whoever it was.. it really sounds like it....

someone i know thought that celine dions 'my heart will go on' was my 'hotdog is on'

another was cornershop - brinmful of asha, mistakenly heard as 'brian fried a rasha'...

my own personal ones....

the kooks... 'shine on'.... 'stacey grins' instead of safety pins...

and this song still baffles me... think its tori amos, or kate bush, cant remember... really good song... but it sounds like she's saying 'im hardly bringing you toast tonight'.

cant think of any more!

RxQueen

haha my little brother used sing cornershop - brinmful of asha when he was much younger , he used sing " green furry rasher on the 45" , we still slag him over it , bless!:D

IanCurtis

I posted this a while back, but I went for years thinking these lyrics from Stone Roses "Mersey Paradise"

You see it in the sea / river cools where I belong / In my mersey paradise

were

You see it in the sea / Liverpool's where I belong / In my mersey paradise

which I think are better than the real lyrics!!!

Zangetsu

@ jos28
Still don't know the correct lyrics to this but I always sang along to the Stranglers;
Golden Brown, textured like sun,
lay me down with my machine gun !

Funniest thing I've seen in ages!
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One of the worst mixups I've had was By The Way by the chillis when he does that part in the middle (still dont know what it is but i know im wrong).

"oooh ahh blah blah blah" whatever it is I though it was "oooh aahh ceist le mo múinteoir"

I always wondered why he was:

1: speaking (bad) irish

2: wanted to ask my teacher a question :pac:

Great thread!

gcgirl

studiorat wrote: »

"Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard" - Queen Bohemian Rapsody.

''for his one sasage tea'' was another good Bohemian Rapsody one!

Nailz

Down - I Scream
It sounds like Phil says "ICE CREAM!!!"

Edit:

IanCurtis wrote: »

I posted this a while back, but I went for years thinking these lyrics from Stone Roses "Mersey Paradise"

You see it in the sea / river cools where I belong / In my mersey paradise

were

You see it in the sea / Liverpool's where I belong / In my mersey paradise

which I think are better than the real lyrics!!!

NEVER!!! :mad: You know Ian Brown would monkey beat you if he seen this!!

bluto63

I was just singing along to This Modern Love by Bloc Party and when it came to the line 'you told me you wanted to eat up my sadness' I realised I was singing 'you told me you wanted to eat up my sandwich'

karaokeman

Otherside by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

I originally thought it was;

"I don't believe its been, slaggin' my brother. Its all I ever"

In reality it is;

"I don't believe its bad, slid my throat is all I ever".

jaffacakesyum

The Script song Science And Faith

"You won't find faith or hope down a tennis court"

It's really:

"You won't find faith or hope down a telescope"

Michael Jackson's Beat It

For some reason when I was younger I thought he was singing "It doesn't matter who's for what right" ...which makes no sense but anyway

Abba - Dancing Queen

This one wasn't me. My friend honestly thought it was "See that girl, watch her scream, kickin the dancing queen"

mikemac

Bryan Adams got my first real sex dream..... six string

drumlover22

When I was younger, in the Eiffel 64 song, I'm blue, I thought the chorus was "I'm blue if I was green I would die". Made perfect sense to me at the time =D

gigawatt

tasmin archer sleeping satellite the line goes 'in the moonllit sky/ opposites still try' i always heard 'are the seats still dry?'

The House Of Wolves

drumlover22 wrote: »

When I was younger, in the Eiffel 64 song, I'm blue, I thought the chorus was "I'm blue if I was green I would die". Made perfect sense to me at the time =D

So it's not? ...Oh. :pac:

Welsh Megaman

The House Of Wolves wrote: »

So it's not? ...Oh. :pac:

Altogether now: ''I'm Blue, I o'd and I died, I o'd and I died, I o'd and I died, I o'd and I died...

smokedeels

MagicMarker wrote: »

''Paved paradise, and put up a parking lot''...

"a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song"

mikemac

Boom boom boom
Castlebar is in Mayo, heyo
I say boom boom boom
Castlebar is in Mayo, wayo

To this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y

Not so much misheard as nobody realy knew what the lyrics were Ray D'arcy started this going

lordgoat

smokedeels wrote: »

"a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song"

Sunday bloody Sunday...

The Swordsman

Paul Simon : Graceland.

"The way she brushed her hair and farted".

4Sheets

Place your Hands on my hole:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETXaoFmt4Sw

Irish Guitarist

There was an eighties song called Everybody Have Fun Tonight which contained the lines "everybody have fun tonight, everybody wang chung tonight". I thought he was singing "everybody **** John tonight".

cgpg5

Pussycat dolls- when i grow up "i wanna have boobies" instead of "I wanna have groupies" and in the Saturdays song Issues thought they said "Don't know if I should stab you or kiss you" instead of "slap you" in fact I think there was so much confusion they actually had to change it altogether for radio.

Oasis_Dublin

"I got my head shaved, by a jumbo jet." I always heard it as, "I got my head shaved, by a chamboche."

Don't ask me what a chamboche is!

Ghost Buster

My 6 year old came home from school concert practice today singing-
"Fill your holes with bras and holly"

anticonno16

Who let the dogs out?

I hear

Who let the stupid ****ing song on radio?

BraziliaNZ

Tights that I shat in - The Moody Blues

Oasis_Dublin

I can feel the earth begin to move,
I hang my needle on the groove,
Inspiral Poo another day,
I hear my song begin to say

I thought it was some form of dig at Inspiral Carpets

yaboya1

Two that I can think of:

Some Might Say - Oasis

Some might say the sun shines from East London........

Sex Bomb - Tom Jones

Love struck a hole in your tights......

vanillavanilla

Not mine, but heard before someone thought the the words were "Tall man in Tallaght"...ye'll know the bit when ye hear it!