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Piicron - Plays EVERYTHING

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  • 03-09-2008 11:49am
    #1
    K.O.Kiki
    Registered Users Posts: 18,707 ✭✭✭✭


    How powerful are the consoles?

    Being capable to play all games released to all their competing consoles & every console predecessor, it goes without saying they don't even play in the same league as their competitors. When it comes to functions, it is fair to say we skipped a generation or two & jump-started a revolution! For hardware specifications & more information:
    • Übercron (The monster flagship that plays any game to any console)
    • Netcron (Our revolutionary & groundbreaking handheld game console)
    • Secron (Our value console, owning PS3/WII/360, aimed at 3rd world)
    • Controller (A controller, unlike any before it)


    Wow, I can't wait until Q2'09!! :pac:
    (goes off to invest)


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    humanji
    Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Wouldn't that be infringing on technology copyrights for all consoles?


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    #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I hear it will run Battlecruiser 3000AD completely bug free.


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    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    i hear it will cure cancer.


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    #5
    keekee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭keekee


    Hi currently looking for contacts on maternity and accessories wholesalers can anyone help???


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    #6
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    *blinks*


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    humanji
    Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    keekee wrote:
    Hi currently looking for contacts on maternity and accessories wholesalers can anyone help???
    Post of the year!!!


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    i hear it will cure cancer.

    No, no, its compatibility features are so awesome it will allow humans and tumours to live side by side at last. In between creating world peace, obviously.


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    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Sarky wrote: »
    No, no, its compatibility features are so awesome it will allow humans and tumours to live side by side at last. In between creating world peace, obviously.

    well we have been fighting cancer for an awfully long time....


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    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Sarky wrote: »
    I hear it will run Battlecruiser 3000AD completely bug free.

    lmfao!

    That game nearly broke my heart


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    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,995 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    What was the last console that claimed loads of features and burned all the investors called?


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    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    What was the last console that claimed loads of features and burned all the investors called?

    The Phantom, i believe.


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    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,995 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    The Phantom, i believe.

    That's the one, welcome to your new Phantom for 2008/2009. If this was a proper product they would not be seeking funding from the general public but rather a capital invester.


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    #14
    humanji
    Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    So you mean I shouldn't of sent them my life savings? :(


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    #15
    madrab
    Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭madrab


    oops, just ordered me an ubercon legacy


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    #16
    SeantheMan
    Registered Users Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    It cured my hemorrhoids
    I also use one to drive to work

    Gets 2 thumbs up from me :)


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    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,634 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    I don't think I've ever been more sceptical of anything in my whole life.


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    #18
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    mayordenis wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever been more sceptical of anything in my whole life.

    Steorn?


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    #19
    B00MSTICK
    Registered Users Posts: 1,917 ✭✭✭B00MSTICK


    Piicron Marketing Muck wrote:
    All at no risk?
    Investing in PIICRON is not like putting your money under your madras

    Who puts money under curry anyway?


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    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    K.O.Kiki wrote: »
    How powerful are the consoles?

    Being capable to play all games released to all their competing consoles & every console predecessor, it goes without saying they don't even play in the same league as their competitors. When it comes to functions, it is fair to say we skipped a generation or two & jump-started a revolution! For hardware specifications & more information:
    • Übercron (The monster flagship that plays any game to any console)
    • Netcron (Our revolutionary & groundbreaking handheld game console)
    • Secron (Our value console, owning PS3/WII/360, aimed at 3rd world)
    • Controller (A controller, unlike any before it)


    Wow, I can't wait until Q2'09!! :pac:
    (goes off to invest)

    looks like a load of rubbish imvho


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    #21
    4Xcut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,248 ✭✭✭4Xcut


    kevomagic.jpg

    yis'll al be sorrdy, its gonna be bleedin rapih ih is, like ten pay-es-toos in one


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    #22
    TomCo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    Pie Corn wrote:
    All invested money will be refunded to their investors in full. We thank all those around us & in the community who have expressed as well as shown their belief in us. We will not forget you.

    Oh look, they went bust.

    Fancy that.


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    #23
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,995 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Picron wrote:
    Big load of bull

    Translation:

    The allowances to let us protect our investors=Our bank accounts, moneys safe there

    The seeds and undercurrents of doubt in the community=The way people saw through our bull****


    Not surprising, they didn't get the money to be able to justify a runner so they closed up shop. We will miss you, whatever your name was.


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