Funniest thing i've read all week

EdK

JBL's Fan Nation Blog

I was talking to J.R. at catering yesterday as I often do about Dr. Joe E Styles' haircut. Now Dr. Styles claims it is a fade, J.R. and I disagree. Personally, I think he is mad at his head, or perhaps, he lost a bet. However, I would not say it is a fade. An old-fashioned buzz cut is what it looks like to me.

I truly believe that Dr. Styles cuts his hair himself to save money and calls it a fade to save face. That is only my personal opinion, but then again I am JBL and I am normally right. And, my hair is perfect so I should be an expert on hair.

I've gotta be nice though, because Dr. Styles runs WWE.com, and he likes my newest product that is going to debut in a few weeks. Speaking of -- I have lost 63 pounds so far. I have had a broken back, several knee surgeries, a double hernia operation in the past, a current herniated disc, a past torn bicep, and a current torn rotator cuff and labium in my shoulder -- however, I have developed a product that allows me to get up in the morning and feel like training. No kidding, I have got the thing that will help a ton of Americans -- I am proof. You will see this product in a few weeks. Dr. Styles is already a fan, though that may change when he sees what I have written about his hair.

J.R. is an expert on barbecue, so speaking of meat heads -- I think so far Adamle would be considered different. The fascination with Reagan would tend to be worrisome, but then again, when Adamle played football against Gale Sayers, they didn't have really good helmets.

Speaking of idiots -- our politicians. Now McCain chose a woman that has little to no experience, but the Republicans claim that she has more than Obama. Do you think that maybe neither is qualified to be president? At least she is not running for president, and Obama is. Our congress just got off of a five-week break. Now this break was created when there was no air conditioning in Washington, D.C., and it was too hot to work. However, once there was air conditioning, they never bothered to come back to work. A bunch of pathetic individuals if you ask me.

Come see me at Vitamin Shoppe this Sunday before the Unforgiven pay-per-view in Cleveland, actually at Mayfield Heights from 11 to noon. You can buy some Mamajuana there as well. Mamajuana is really an energy drink for men. After all, who wouldn't want to take something that is natural that increases their sexual performance and gives them energy? We think it is a daily use product, you feel good and you are "always ready to play."

I am also appearing at the Vitamin Shoppe in Dallas at Greenville Avenue next Tuesday from 11 to noon. Come out and say hi to JBL.

Catch me every Saturday on Cashin In' on Fox News at 11:30 a.m. ET.

Unforgiven...can't wait to be world champion again.

amacachi

Must have had some new, lightweight carbon-fibre bones installed.

Fozzy

JBL's definitely lost weight. Have you not noticed?

CMpunked

EdK wrote: »

JBL's Fan Nation Blog

I was talking to J.R. at catering yesterday as I often do about Dr. Joe E Styles' haircut.

Anyone else find it funny how he talks to JR at catering? :pac:
And the thought of him regularly talking about joeys hair?!

He must have no friends whatsoever backstage,

EdK wrote: »

-- however, I have developed a product that allows me to get up in the morning and feel like training. No kidding, I have got the thing that will help a ton of Americans -- I am proof. You will see this product in a few weeks. Dr. Styles is already a fan, though that may change when he sees what I have written about his hair.

Hold on, read that again...

EdK wrote: »

allows me to get up in the morning and feel like training.

Nope, i cant figure out what that means....

Fozzy wrote: »

JBL's definitely lost weight. Have you not noticed?

He obviously has, he has less Moobs.

EdK

He's lost a little maybe but 63 pounds is doubtful

amacachi

4 and a half stone though?

Sunset V

Fozzy wrote: »

JBL's definitely lost weight. Have you not noticed?

From where? His ankle? Yeah he's never been a greyhound but Jeez louise the bloke is plastered in cellulite. The commentary stint did him no favours.

Fozzy

EdK wrote: »

He's lost a little maybe but 63 pounds is doubtful

In what timeframe though? Maybe he's talking about when he was at his heaviest, when he wasn't wrestling

rovert

Everyone re-watch his match at the Royal Rumble and look at him now, he has lost significant weight. I dont know 63 pounds though but he does have a tall frame.

Tricity Bendix

Comic-Book-Guy wrote: »

Nope, i cant figure out what that means....

It means that when he wakes up in the morning he has the energy to go train.

More power to him.

Spike440

EdK wrote: »

Speaking of idiots -- our politicians. Now McCain chose a woman that has little to no experience, but the Republicans claim that she has more than Obama.

There's a handicap-match I want to see. JBL for President.

CMpunked

b.ie curious wrote: »

It means that when he wakes up in the morning he has the energy to go train.

More power to him.

Ahhhhh!

callaway92

Here is the funniest thing I heard all week..Courtesy of a thread started by Xbox36016 yesterday

"just hard that sting is comeing to the wwe soon"

CMpunked

callaway92 wrote: »

Here is the funniest thing I heard all week..Courtesy of a thread started by Xbox36016 yesterday

"just hard that sting is comeing to the wwe soon"

Yeah i hard that too :cool:

ShawnRaven

You two need to get a room, you both seem to be pretty "hard", you might want to work out your um... frustrations.

VR!

CMpunked

validreasoning! wrote: »

You two need to get a room, you both seem to be pretty "hard", you might want to work out your um... frustrations.

VR!

Yeah well, well,

you need to get a....

eh...



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