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  • 03-09-2008 3:29pm
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    kmart6
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    A man is driving rather erratically down a road. A police officer stops him. The officer says,"would you mind blowing into this breathaliser for me please, sir?"

    The man says, "I'm asthmatic, I can't do that."

    "Okay then," he says, "how about a blood sample?"

    "I suffer from haemophilia," he said, "I could bleed to death."

    "Okay," said the officer, rather pissed off, "step out of the car and walk across this white line."

    "I can't do that."

    "Why not?" said the officer.

    The man replies, "because I'm pissed."


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