jobs?

snowman707

An ex war vetern approches a company looking for work, the interviewer is trying to go easy on him, thinking this man has done enough for his country already.
He asked if he had suffered any injuries to which the ex soldier replied that both his testicles were blown off.

No problem that will not affect your job chances here & he then asked if he had any dislikes? , to which the applicant replied that he cannot stand the sight or the taste of tea.

The interviewer said that the job was his & that his hours would be 11-5.

why 11-5 ? asks the application I thought the hours were 9-5 ?

true says his future boss, but you can start at 11 as we spend the first 2 hours every day drinking tea & scratching our bo***cks.



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three doctors were chatting at an international conference,

French Doctor : " In France we have the best medical service in the world, we took a heart out of a road crash victim & put it in another man, in 6 months the patient was out & about & looking for work"

English Doctor: " NO, we in the UK have much better service, we took 2 kidneys from a monkey & put them in a human & in 4 months the man was out looking for work".


Irish Doctor : Jaysus that is nothing, in Ireland we took an a*se hole out of Offaly & put him in the Dail, in three months 50,000 were looking for work"

rapid stage left

Steve Thomas

this one was old...

Kashkai

Yeah but painfully funny as its so close to the truth - this is what happens when a culchie runs the country - stands back and awaits indignant backlash:D