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Contagious

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  • 04-09-2008 8:34pm
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    byrner88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭


    A teacher asks her class to use the word contagious.

    Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, 'Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious.'

    'Well done Roland,' says the teacher. 'Can anyone else try?'

    Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails says, 'My Gran says there's a bug going round and it's contagious.'

    'Well done, Katie,' says the teacher. 'Anyone else?'

    Little Johnny jumps up and says, 'Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a 4 cm brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious.'


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