Skanger girl

Stabshauptmann

A SKANGER GIRL GOES TO THE COUNCIL TO REGISTER FOR CHILD BENEFIT

'HOW MANY CHILDREN?' ASKS THE COUNCIL WORKER?

'10' REPLIES THE GIRL

'10???' SAYS THE COUNCIL WORKER.. 'WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?'

WAYNE, WAYNE, WAYNE, WAYNE, WAYNE, WAYNE, WAYNE, WAYNE, WAYNE AND WAYNE'

'DOESN'T THAT GET CONFUSING?'

'NAAH...ITS GREAT BECAUSE IF THEY ARE OUT PLAYING IN THE STREET I JUST HAVE TO SHOUT WAAYNE,YER DINNER'S READY OR WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW AND THEY ALL DO IT...'

'WHAT IF YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO ONE INDIVIDUALLY?' SAYS THE PERTURBED COUNCIL WORKER.

'THAT'S EASY,' SAYS THE GIRL... 'I JUST USE THEIR SURNAMES'


(yes I hate all the caps but Im not retyping the whole thing)

CHD

hahahahahaha

phew....


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hahahaha

Stabshauptmann

No point wasting a thread, picture removed, skanger joke instead

Stabshauptmann

A TALLAGHT GIRL IS INVOLVED IN A NASTY CAR CRASH AND IS TRAPPED AND BLEEDING.
THE PARAMEDICS SOON ARRIVE ON SITE.

MEDIC: 'IT'S OK I'M A PARAMEDIC AND I'M GOING TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS?'
GIRL: 'OK'
MEDIC: 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'
GIRL: 'SHARON .'
MEDIC: 'OK SHARON , IS THIS YOUR CAR?'
SHARON : 'YES.'
MEDIC: 'WHERE ARE YOU BLEEDING FROM?'
SHARON: 'TALLAGHT, BUD.'

t5pwr

A TALLAGHT GIRL IS INVOLVED IN A NASTY CAR CRASH AND IS TRAPPED AND BLEEDING.
THE PARAMEDICS SOON ARRIVE ON SITE.

MEDIC: 'IT'S OK I'M A PARAMEDIC AND I'M GOING TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS?'
GIRL: 'OK'
MEDIC: 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'
GIRL: 'SHARON .'
MEDIC: 'OK SHARON , IS THIS YOUR CAR?'
SHARON : 'YES.'
MEDIC: 'How many fingers have I up?'
SHARON Screams: 'Ahhhhh! I'm paralysed from the wasit down'

rocky25

Very Good L:)L

Have some Stars

Plug

The last one was the best:D

Havermeyer

Some good jokes there.

Gave me a chuckle anyway.