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how the f*ck is glenda gilson a model??

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Squiggle


    0ubliette wrote: »
    Id bang her like a barn door in a hurricane

    :D:D Which one, Glen or Diana?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭0ubliette


    Squiggle wrote: »
    :D:D Which one, Glen or Diana?

    put your hands together....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    WOGGET wrote: »
    i mean come on look at this photo. is this the best that we can produce??

    all the best ones are locked in my basement :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 301 ✭✭Jesus1222


    Apologies if these 3 have been done but we do have some ugly models in this country in my opinion. Roberta Rowat is no more than average and sometimes takes a very bad photograph, Pippa O'Connor has a very weird face and a weird gap in her teeth, no idea how she became a "model". Glenda Gilson is an average looking bird. This is just my opinion.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    You're joking right? Seriously Roberta Rowat? http://www.assetsmodels.com/popmod.php?sex=female&model=25&i=5 This lassie. Average? eh not really. Maybe a couple of dozen women out of a 1000 would actually have that combination of face and body even with lighting etc OK Pippa O'Connor wouldn't be my bag but she wouldn't be average either. The "gorgeous women" guys lust over in their local may be more sexy, girl next door or whatever but in the camera lens most would not be up to that standard. TBH what I do like about irish variety models is in general they actually have bodies, not matchsticks.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Jesus1222 wrote: »
    Apologies if these 3 have been done but we do have some ugly models in this country in my opinion. Roberta Rowat is no more than average and sometimes takes a very bad photograph, Pippa O'Connor has a very weird face and a weird gap in her teeth, no idea how she became a "model". Glenda Gilson is an average looking bird. This is just my opinion.
    But again, modelling really isn't just about the girl's face. It's more about her figure and height actually. Once her face isn't "hideous" (and very few people's are) and she has a good complexion... make-up and airbrushing can do the rest. I agree with you on Pippa O'Connor's teeth (I'm not one of these people who nit-picks at people's looks, but her teeth are quite bad. Can't understand how she hasn't had dental work.) I disagree she has a "weird" face though - what's weird about it? http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1034/aa119axf3.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 301 ✭✭Jesus1222


    Wibbs wrote: »
    You're joking right? Seriously Roberta Rowat? http://www.assetsmodels.com/popmod.php?sex=female&model=25&i=5 This lassie. Average? eh not really. Maybe a couple of dozen women out of a 1000 would actually have that combination of face and body even with lighting etc OK Pippa O'Connor wouldn't be my bag but she wouldn't be average either. The "gorgeous women" guys lust over in their local may be more sexy, girl next door or whatever but in the camera lens most would not be up to that standard. TBH what I do like about irish variety models is in general they actually have bodies, not matchsticks.

    Some of those photographers could make me look good.

    http://www.assetsmodels.com/femalemodels/25bigX3401.jpg

    This is what I mean. Average.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 301 ✭✭Jesus1222


    Dudess wrote: »
    But again, modelling really isn't just about the girl's face. It's more about her figure and height actually. Once her face isn't "hideous" (and very few people's are) and she has a good complexion... make-up and airbrushing can do the rest. I agree with you on Pippa O'Connor's teeth (I'm not one of these people who nit-picks at people's looks, but her teeth are quite bad. Can't understand how she hasn't had dental work.) I disagree she has a "weird" face though - what's weird about it? http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1034/aa119axf3.jpg

    Ugh, the freckles. She has a strange shaped mouth and surprise eyebrows imo. I'm no Hitler looking for Aryan perfection, I wouldn't kick them out of bed but these people are being touted as top models and I disagree. It's symptomatic of D4 dolly birds getting tarted up and thinking they're a supermodel because of their bleach and plastering on 4 pounds of make-up. I'm curious as to what route they took into modelling. To quote Michael O'Leary I'd crawl bollock naked over glass to get a crack at a few of Ireland's models, we do have a lot of cracking women in this country and some quality models but I can't agree that the 2 mentioned above are. I'm not an expert but I'd go out tonight and pick out 10 women who would take a better photograph and are better looking.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Jesus1222 wrote: »
    Some of those photographers could make me look good.

    http://www.assetsmodels.com/femalemodels/25bigX3401.jpg

    This is what I mean. Average.

    Aghhhhhhhhh KILL IT!!!!:eek::eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Jesus1222 wrote: »
    Ugh, the freckles. She has a strange shaped mouth and surprise eyebrows imo.
    LOL - I think she's missing an eyelash too! :D
    these people are being touted as top models and I disagree.
    You're missing the point - it's not just about the face. It's really more about the physique.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5




  • Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    They're all a bit chubby innit?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭pinder


    Kold wrote: »
    They're all a bit chubby innit?

    innit??really??please tell me irish people arent saying that now,disgraceful


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    I'm not Irish.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    flyton5 wrote: »

    Who squashed her head?

    Still very rideable though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,434 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    CDfm wrote: »
    Where exactly you are poking :D

    jeus guys..ye ever hear of this phrase?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Kold wrote: »
    They're all a bit chubby innit?
    To you. Not universally though... :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Dudess wrote: »
    But again, modelling really isn't just about the girl's face. It's more about her figure and height actually. Once her face isn't "hideous" (and very few people's are) and she has a good complexion... make-up and airbrushing can do the rest. I agree with you on Pippa O'Connor's teeth (I'm not one of these people who nit-picks at people's looks, but her teeth are quite bad. Can't understand how she hasn't had dental work.) I disagree she has a "weird" face though - what's weird about it? http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1034/aa119axf3.jpg

    Thats all very well and true, but glen/glenda just has a head on her like a mans. Thats just wrong. Unless you're into that kind of thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Dudess wrote: »
    But again, modelling really isn't just about the girl's face. It's more about her figure and height actually. Once her face isn't "hideous" (and very few people's are) and she has a good complexion... make-up and airbrushing can do the rest. I agree with you on Pippa O'Connor's teeth (I'm not one of these people who nit-picks at people's looks, but her teeth are quite bad. Can't understand how she hasn't had dental work.) I disagree she has a "weird" face though - what's weird about it? http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1034/aa119axf3.jpg

    Dudess are you Glenda Gilson? Its ok you can tell me... ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Dudess are you Glenda Gilson? Its ok you can tell me... ;)

    Like she's gonna blow her chances of getting Most Lickable Poster by admitting that. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 210 ✭✭naasface


    yeah she's nothing special in the face dept. AT ALL .quite fug actually.
    Her body meh-broad shoulders no tits. And she's getting on a bit isn't she?
    Fair f***s to her for making money off those looks though- now that's talent!


  • Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭shotgun mike


    she'd get it. Balls and all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    naasface wrote: »
    And she's getting on a bit isn't she?
    Yeah, she's probably in her late 20s... :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Dudess wrote: »
    Yeah, she's probably in her late 20s... :rolleyes:

    ah now , you know that's over the hills


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 117 ✭✭MonsieurD


    Thanks all - just realised the best name for my new dog - GLENDA


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    MonsieurD wrote: »
    Thanks all - just realised the best name for my new dog - GLENDA

    Is this your dog?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭omgiluvxmas


    http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/24798/2000423549393028109_rs.jpg

    in that picture, that girl is nearly perfect. i prefer the look of somebody like giselle but then again she is a world famous model.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    javaboy wrote: »
    Like she's gonna blow her chances of getting Most Lickable Poster by admitting that. :D

    I'd lick either of them tbh...Too far? Oh well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/24798/2000423549393028109_rs.jpg

    in that picture, that girl is nearly perfect. i prefer the look of somebody like giselle but then again she is a world famous model.

    Nearly perfect apart fron her pound shop barbie squashed head.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Dudess wrote: »
    Yeah, she's probably in her late 20s... :rolleyes:

    In porn terms she'd be a MILF. Don't worry though, plenty of perverts about would go for a 30 year old :D


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