The End is nigh!!!

Bonito

didnt they switch this on last year and nothing happened to us?

opinion guy

On the plus side a marauding black hole gobbling up the world will give us seomthing else to talk about apart from Thierry Henry......maybe....

dr.bollocko

Bonito wrote: »

didnt they switch this on last year and nothing happened to us?

Didn't it break cos a bird farted near it and it took another trillion to fix or something? After spending all that cash the bloody thing better end the world. Otherwise what's the point.

espinolman

They are not going to find out much because there was not a big bang .

Bonito

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Didn't it break cos a bird farted near it and it took another trillion to fix or something? After spending all that cash the bloody thing better end the world. Otherwise what's the point.

something like that,they had it switched on for a few seconds/minutes then switched it off for sumtin bein der dat shudnt hav been der or some similar reason or another,dunno why they spent all that money when they could have just used the one in my back garden :pac:

jumpguy

Bonito wrote: »

didnt they switch this on last year and nothing happened to us?

Yeah, 9 days later it failed. I'd go into why but this is AH.

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Didn't it break cos a bird farted near it and it took another trillion to fix or something? After spending all that cash the bloody thing better end the world. Otherwise what's the point.

It broke because...

*sigh*

Spastafarian

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I wanna be sitting astride the thing, waving a cowboy hat in the air and shouting "YEEEE-HAAAWWWW" when they turn it on.

Yes but all that will happen is it will go "Bzzz...". Leaving you to back out of the room embarressed while the scientists look on quizzically. And then you'll have to find a last minute flight home even though you've spent all your savings and maxed out your credit card on coke and hookers.

dr.bollocko

jumpguy wrote: »

Yeah, 9 days later it failed. I'd go into why but this is AH.

It broke because...

*sigh*

It broke because you sighed? Well how much is that going to cost to fix? Control your emotions man!

Victor

DigiGal wrote: »

By the way...all this end of the world ****e.....complete bollox.

Tell that to the people who wanted to go to South Africa! :pac:

Turtwig

So uh yeah over an hour now since it was operational.
No collisions yet though.
Beam expected to start at 8 a.m.
Better get ready to have my last breakfast then.:rolleyes:

Nerin

Malty_T wrote: »

So uh yeah over an hour now since it was operational.
No collisions yet though.
Beam expected to start at 8 a.m.
Better get ready to have my last breakfast then.:rolleyes:

they couldn't have blow up the world while i was asleep could they? :mad: oh no, instead they make us wake up and head to work in that weather first

DigiGal

espinolman wrote: »

They are not going to find out much because there was not a big bang .

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha




*dies with laughter*


You're a funny bloke.

espinolman

DigiGal wrote: »

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha




*dies with laughter*


You're a funny bloke.

What are you laughing at !

That was just a theory , that there was a big bang .

DigiGal

espinolman wrote: »

What are you laughing at !

That was just a theory , that there was a big bang .

Awh jeez man you are cracking me up.......

dresden8

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Because the ISS would be able to stay that close to the event horizon of a black hole without getting sucked in......

It's the whole time dilation thing. Who knows who long they perceive it will take?

Liam Byrne

As long as it comes before the budget and NAMA, I'll be happy out!

Wossack

DigiGal wrote: »

Awh jeez man you are cracking me up.......

behold! scientific debate, in all its glory


pretty sure this is how the theory was first received too

DigiGal

Wossack wrote: »

behold! scientific debate, in all its glory


pretty sure this is how the theory was first received too

Scientific debate




dunno what you are ****ing about i'm not debating anything...I'm having the craic

espinolman

DigiGal wrote: »

Awh jeez man you are cracking me up.......

You see the universe is expanding , but it is also increasing in mass , there was not enough energy and matter for a big bang , also the universe is much older than they think , you see it expands and the mass increases , the earth was once the size of a basketball .

But of course they have yet to discover all this , i already know .

DigiGal

Liam Byrne wrote: »

As long as it comes before the budget and NAMA, I'll be happy out!

hear hear!

DigiGal

espinolman wrote: »

You see the universe is expanding , but it is also increasing in mass , there was not enough energy and matter for a big bang , also the universe is much older than they think , you see it expands and the mass increases , the earth was once the size of a basketball .

But of course they have yet to discover all this , i already know .

HOLY ****!




God is on Boards!




Tell me the meaning of life Mr All knowing

rizzee

What happened to your head when yore ma dropped you on it?

Big Bang.

Wossack

DigiGal wrote: »

Scientific debate




dunno what you are ****ing about i'm not debating anything...I'm having the craic

Oh, I see...



I have a ball.

Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

DigiGal

Wossack wrote: »

Oh, I see...



I have a ball.

Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

Yes Wossack

I'm sure you have a ball, prehaps even two

DigiGal

rizzee wrote: »

What happened to your head when yore ma dropped you on it?

Big Bang.

Any more big bang jokes....

Turtwig

DigiGal wrote: »

Any more big bang jokes....

Matter and Antimatter duked it out until life and death was all that mattered.:o

DigiGal

Does this proton make my mass look big

Turtwig

A place for everything and everything in one place. Then ....BOOM!!!, everything all over the place.:o

DigiGal

Malty_T wrote: »

A place for everything and everything in one place. Then ....BOOM!!!, everything all over the place.:o

Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty
Therapist?
A: The Quantum Theorist uses Planck's Constant as a foundation,
whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.

DigiGal

And to combine my 2 favourites science and sex

Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

electrogrimey

espinolman wrote: »

You see the universe is expanding , but it is also increasing in mass , there was not enough energy and matter for a big bang , also the universe is much older than they think , you see it expands and the mass increases , the earth was once the size of a basketball .

But of course they have yet to discover all this , i already know .

Can we please thank this enough so it gets post of the day? I don't think I've seen anything better than someone claiming to be omniscient on boards before.

DigiGal

electrogrimey wrote: »

Can we please thank this enough so it gets post of the day? I don't think I've seen anything better than someone claiming to be omniscient on boards before.

You haven't been here long enough so

Turtwig

The was no bang!

Only a low hum*

*

DigiGal

Malty_T wrote: »

The was no bang!

Only a low hum*

*

Haha Almost fell of my chair there


well done good sir/madam

sounds like my next door neighbours shower! Always knew the fcukers had a particle accelerator in their bathroom, rich cnuts!

electrogrimey

DigiGal wrote: »

You haven't been here long enough so

/Wonders what could trump an all-knowing being...

Of course!

Facekicker

DigiGal

electrogrimey wrote: »

/Wonders what could trump an all-knowing being...

Of course!

Facekicker

I was wrong

espinolman

Also there is no higgs boson , they are just messing around , there are probably doing all this for research grants , they make up these theories and then build these particle accelerators and it is really all about money .

I could come up with lots of theories and smash particles into each other , but i would use a sledge hammer , much more cost effective to use a sledge hammer or an axe .

Turtwig

DigiGal wrote: »

sounds like my next door neighbours shower! Always knew the fcukers had a particle accelerator in their bathroom, rich cnuts!

I dunno what's weirder, the idea of a shower sounding like that or the fact you can hear your neighbour's shower.:p

DigiGal

espinolman wrote: »

Also there is no higgs boson , they are just messing around , there are probably doing all this for research grants , they make up these theories and then build these particle accelerators and it is really all about money .

I could come up with lots of theories and smash particles into each other , but i would use a sledge hammer , much more cost effective to use a sledge hammer or an axe .

Jesus he can see particles with his bare eyes too...

I can't believe God is posting on boards.....I at least thought he'd be over in religion

DigiGal

Malty_T wrote: »

I dunno what's weirder, the idea of a shower sounding like that or the fact you can hear your neighbour's shower.:p

Its really loud, wakes me up



Stupid particle accelerator


we'll see whos laughing when I use thermodynamics to reanimate the dead though! Zombie Attack!

Turtwig

espinolman wrote: »

I could come up with lots of theories and smash particles into each other , but i would use a sledge hammer , much more cost effective to use a sledge hammer or an axe .

Er?
So how do you plan to detect them?
A fishing net??

jumpguy

DigiGal wrote: »

And to combine my 2 favourites science and sex

Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

Hehe, that joke makes me feel smart. :pac:

DigiGal

Malty_T wrote: »

Er?
So how do you plan to detect them?
A fishing net??

Shh...don't encourage him

DigiGal

jumpguy wrote: »

Hehe, that joke makes me feel smart. :pac:

Maybe you just are smart

electrogrimey

espinolman wrote: »

i would use a sledge hammer , much more cost effective to use a sledge hammer or an axe .

Accelerate particles with an axe eh? So can I use an axe to accelerate my car as a cheap alternative to petrol?

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=59946858

DigiGal

I think certain omniscent beings need a good dose of insignifigance



Also this video is a pretty good watch for anyone else
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I34FNr_peUk&feature=related

Turtwig

DigiGal wrote: »

Also this video is a pretty good watch for anyone else
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I34FNr_peUk&feature=related

Ahh Beautiful!

Here's my fav rendition of it.

Neil Armstrong wrote:

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.

espinolman

DigiGal wrote: »

Also this video is a pretty good watch for anyone else
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I34FNr_peUk&feature=related

Size matters not .

Cool!

http://lhc.web.cern.ch/lhc/Cooldown_status.htm

wudangclan

electrogrimey wrote: »

Accelerate particles with an axe eh? So can I use an axe to accelerate my car as a cheap alternative to petrol?

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=59946858

Nice.
And some people think we're alone.