The End is nigh!!!

caseyann

BaZmO* wrote: »

This Wednesday to be precise.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1051070/Landmark-experiment-unlock-secrets-Big-Bang-cause-end-world-say-scientists-court-bid-halt-it.html

Hope you have all your affairs in order

What affairs you need to get in order if world is ending

tipperaryboy

If the end of the world is imment why would you need to get your affairs in order,they could just be left as they are.

galwayrush

I'm still here

recylingbin

Can we ban links to the daily fail please?

Do they speculate on what effect the world ending will have on house prices, immigrants or princess diana's memory?

Guy:Incognito

tipperaryboy wrote: »

If the end of the world is imment why would you need to get your affairs in order,they could just be left as they are.

Take out as many loans as you can get and enjoy yourself. Theres no way it could ever bite you in the ass

ScumLord

The scientists behind the small Hadron Collider are livid that their successful research is being ignored simply because their experiment doesn't have "large" in the title.

ScumLord

ScumLord wrote: »

The scientists behind the small Hadron Collider are livid that their successful research is being ignored simply because their experiment doesn't have "large" in the title.

Size doesn't matter It's what you do with it!

WoollyRedHat

When's the next end of the world prediction? Any definite dates? Would be nice to organise a massive session before it.

Liam Byrne

BaZmO* wrote: »

This Wednesday to be precise.

They're a few days out. NAMA was sanctioned by the EU this weekend.

Liam Byrne

Liam Byrne wrote: »

They're a few days out. NAMA was sanctioned by the EU this weekend.

Unless you're one of the "chosen few" NAMA is your saviour, let the rest of us mugs pay for your fuckups! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Victor

caseyann wrote: »

What affairs you need to get in order if world is ending

I love you caseyann! :pac:

Sea Sharp

Ah sure it'll be grand.

pistonsvox

Oh...didnt look at date so thought it was this wednesday and didnt have to do college work:pac:

Did anything happen??

The_B_Man

pistonsvox wrote: »

Oh...didnt look at date so thought it was this wednesday and didnt have to do college work:pac:

Did anything happen??

Ye, they made a russian missile go off course and go into a vortex above Norway, which then prompted the underground shapeshifting lizard people to come to the surface to feast on human blood.

Then they got full and went back to the whitehouse/buckingham palace/underground.

Doc

Eventually one of these end of the world threads will be right and then who’ll be laughing?

Turtwig

Doc wrote: »

Eventually one of these end of the world threads will be right and then who’ll be laughing?

Nobody.

Simi

Doc wrote: »

Eventually one of these end of the world threads will be right and then who’ll be laughing?

The people on the titanium arcs, currently under construction in the himalayas?

Doc

Malty_T wrote: »

Nobody.

Really! :rolleyes:

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pistonsvox

The_B_Man wrote: »

Ye, they made a russian missile go off course and go into a vortex above Norway, which then prompted the underground shapeshifting lizard people to come to the surface to feast on human blood.

Then they got full and went back to the whitehouse/buckingham palace/underground.

shows how much I watch the news:pac:

The_B_Man

^^I just realised that was my 4000th post!! :eek:

jd007

The_B_Man wrote: »

^^I just realised that was my 4000th post!! :eek:

Congatulations?

galwayrush

Doc wrote: »

Eventually one of these end of the world threads will be right and then who’ll be laughing?

Yeah,and boy will they be big winners...............:pac:

o1s1n

The_B_Man wrote: »

^^I just realised that was my 4000th post!! :eek:

No it wasn't, it was pistonsvox's 321st post :pac:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8556621.stm

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) must close at the end of 2011 for up to a year to address design and safety issues, according to an LHC director.

It appears not to be strong enough to hold together in a full power test.