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dak · 2008-09-08 23:08:08

Doctored Advice David: “Doctor, Doctor, I’m shrinking!” Doctor: “Now, now David, be a little patient.” Cavemen Talk Jim: “John, I’m going to invent the wheel.” John: “That will cause a revolution, Jim.” Subject Matter A robber went into a bank, pointed a gun at the teller, and said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be…

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09-09-2008 12:08am

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dak

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Doctored Advice
David: “Doctor, Doctor, I’m shrinking!”
Doctor: “Now, now David, be a little patient.”

Cavemen Talk
Jim: “John, I’m going to invent the wheel.”
John: “That will cause a revolution, Jim.”

Subject Matter
A robber went into a bank, pointed a gun at the teller, and said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be geography!"

The teller said, "Don't you mean history?"
The robber snapped back, "Don't change the subject!"

Painful
“Last night I dreamed I was the tail pipe on a Ferrari.”
Jim: “What happened then?”
John: “I woke up exhausted!”

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#2 09-09-2008 3:39pm
jeffscott

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Love em...cheers Dak

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#3 09-09-2008 11:35pm
Enright

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well done, i enjoyed them

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