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Inflatable boy

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  • 10-09-2008 9:17pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭


    The inflatable boy got up one morning and went to the inflatable school to be educated, along with his inflatable classmates. He was very cheeky to his inflatable teacher, who sent him up to see the inflatable headmaster. The inflatable headmaster was preparing to punish the inflatable boy, when the inflatable boy lost his temper, drew out a knife and stabbed the inflatable headmaster. He then ran from the school. As he left he stabbed his knife into the inflatable school.

    When he got home he found that his inflatable parents had been informed and they began to shout at him. This caused him to lose control altogether and he stabbed his inflatable parents. He then realised what he had done and decided to end it all, so he stabbed his inflatable self.

    He awoke in the inflatable hospital. In the next bed was the inflatable headmaster. The inflatable headmaster shook his head sorrowfully and said-

    “I don’t know what to do about you-

    You’ve let me down.

    You’ve let the school down.

    You’ve let your parents down.

    And worst of all, you’ve let yourself down!”


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Haha. I didnt want to have laughed but I did!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    He He :D


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    They used this joke at the end of The Vicar of Dibley once...


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