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Town On Junior Night

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  • 11-09-2008 12:17am
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    HouseHippo
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    My idea of Hell....

    The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....


    I can only imagine the number of unplanned teenage pregancies happening in various lanes around town and of course the toilet in Redz
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    AlmightyCushion
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    HouseHippo wrote: »
    The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....

    Remove the jailbait part of that post and you've pretty much summed up every other night of the year.


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    Captain Darling
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    Dunno why i'm asking on this thread, but was Old Snypey posting on boards tonight???


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    HouseHippo
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    Not at 6 o'clock in the Day


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    kowloon
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    So like a regular Friday night then!

    Edit: Almightycushion got there first.


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    HouseHippo
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    Captain Darling wrote: »
    Dunno why i'm asking on this thread, but was Old Snypey posting on boards tonight???
    I say he's busy given the occassion


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    Captain Darling
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    HouseHippo wrote: »
    I say he's busy given the occassion

    Hmmm.... interesting..........


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    HouseHippo
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    I say we join him, dressing like 20 year olds means they should be rode like 20 year olds :)


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    Captain Darling
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    HouseHippo wrote: »
    I say we join him, dressing like 20 year olds means they should be rode like 20 year olds :)
    I dont think that'll stand up in court. Oooooopppppssss.:D


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    HouseHippo
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    Captain Darling wrote: »
    I dont think that'll stand up in court. Oooooopppppssss.:D
    There isn't any statutory rape laws here anymore...

    Thanks to our government they are ripe for the pickin :D

    I know the next words outta my mouth will be "I swear I didn't know"


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    Holsten
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    You left out one key detail... where.. exactly?!


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    jesus_thats_gre
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    ****, was it junior cert result night tonight? doh


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    hussey
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    HouseHippo wrote: »
    The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see,
    pics or GTFO


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    Dudess
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    HouseHippo wrote: »
    The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways
    [Certain AH posters]Aw yeah, ****ing hot, giggidy, jackpot etc[/Certain AH posters]

    In another context: [Certain AH posters]****ing skanky knacker slappers[/Certain AH posters]

    :p


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Dudess wrote: »
    [Certain AH posters]Aw yeah, ****ing hot, giggidy, jackpot etc[/Certain AH posters]

    In another context: [Certain AH posters]****ing skanky knacker slappers[/Certain AH posters]

    :p
    And some posters would be both at the same time.


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    Insect Overlord
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    HouseHippo wrote: »
    My idea of Hell....

    The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....


    I can only imagine the number of unplanned teenage pregancies happening in various lanes around town and of course the toilet in Redz

    Down with that sort of thing!


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    Dave147
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    My sister was out for JC night, young boys died tonight as a result of my protectiveness :p Nah I just got langers and only realised it at about 11pm..


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    Captain Darling
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    An Fhile wrote: »
    Down with that sort of thing!
    Obligatory 'Careful now!'


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    ....shell....
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    My brother was out . . . .he came home in one piece anyway . . .


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    Lillyella
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    HouseHippo wrote: »
    There isn't any statutory rape laws here anymore...

    Thanks to our government they are ripe for the pickin :D

    I know the next words outta my mouth will be "I swear I didn't know"

    Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.


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    nycman
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    Lillyella wrote: »
    Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.
    I concur, Ewww....


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    admiralofthefleet
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    just home..was meant to meet snyper but he never turned up, must have been busy


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    Mossy Monk
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    Lillyella wrote: »
    Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.

    You are so right. Pitchforks at the ready.


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    hussey
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    HouseHippo wrote: »
    There isn't any statutory rape laws here anymore...

    Thanks to our government they are ripe for the pickin :D

    I know the next words outta my mouth will be "I swear I didn't know"

    are you not like 16 anyway?


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    Insect Overlord
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    Lillyella wrote: »
    Thats rather sick. These girls are 14/15.

    I wouldn't get so worked up about it. I believe HouseHippo was using a little something known as irony. :cool:


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    Xavi6
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    Straight down the chemist in the morning for the panic pill


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    Sully
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    Insect Overlord
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    Sully wrote: »
    I love the Google Ads at the bottom of this thread:-

    All hail the wonders of internet advertising! Somebody's got to make a fail/you're-not-doing-it-right picture out of that.

    In other news, my little sister survived her night out, and not only stayed sober but also came home complaining about the state of her peers. I'd be proud of her, if only she hadn't worn so much fake tan :eek:


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    Holsten
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    hussey wrote: »
    pics or GTFO
    +1


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    captainzapp
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    I was wondering why I felt so old last night. I was in wax and I swear there was a 13 year old kid there. We did actually get a picture of him as well. He was tiny!


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    Quazzie
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    Sully wrote: »
    I love the Google Ads at the bottom of this thread:-
    WTF is the story with that ads. Are they new or have I just never noticed them before. Maybe its just my JC hangover but they are really pissing my off today!!


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