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Town On Junior Night

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    #32
    mr-aido
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭mr-aido


    i live in westmeath in kinnegad and i swear the things those girls wore last night where unreal and the wer all langerd wen the got turnd dwn at the door the tryd to jump the back wall where they would get caught by the bouncers and then ****d out again the small town of kinnegad was full of cops last night waitin 4 sum old pervert to try get a glimpse of young taco


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    #33
    [Deleted User]
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    HouseHippo wrote: »
    My idea of Hell....

    The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....


    I can only imagine the number of unplanned teenage pregancies happening in various lanes around town and of course the toilet in Redz

    Fag, tbh.

    Also, lmao @ "young taco". I was in the chipper last night and a group of about 4 or 5 20-something yr olds were ahead of me in the queue. One of them ordered a 'junior box', much to the delight of his compatriots.


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    #34
    Dudess
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    HouseHippo's a gal.

    And yeah, any guy who doesn't find such girls attractive is most definitely a "fag"... :)
    What could be hotter than the girls described...?


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    #35
    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,951 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Dudess wrote: »
    HouseHippo's a gal.

    And yeah, any guy who doesn't find such girls attractive is most definitely a "fag"... :)
    What could be hotter than the girls described...?
    girl on girl.. me likesy


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    #36
    Lillyella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Lillyella


    An Fhile wrote: »
    I wouldn't get so worked up about it. I believe HouseHippo was using a little something known as irony. :cool:

    Yeah, got so worked up I cried.


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    #37
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Passed the local secondary school this morning - it seems the uniform is white hot-pants.


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    #38
    Dudess
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    Don't forget to add in the obligatory "giggidy" :pac:


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    #39
    pickarooney
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    It's an all-boys school.


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    #40
    Sherifu
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    How many did you bag? c====3


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    #41
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    In all seriousness people....who scored last night?
    Come on now, hands up


    o/


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    #42
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Sherifu wrote: »
    How many did you bag? c====3


    I think 8===D is better


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    #43
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I think 8===D is better
    Looks disfigured. I get round to your local GP dude.


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    #44
    Homer
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    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    girl on girl.. me likesy

    Two girls.. One cup... Diggity Diggity! :p


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    #45
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Looks disfigured. I get round to your local GP dude.

    I did, he said it was the weirdest looking vagina he's ever seen. It took me about 20 minutes to convince him I was male :o


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    #46
    CursedSkeptic
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    HouseHippo wrote: »
    My idea of Hell....

    The fake tanned, jailbait wandering around with its blue WKD stained tounges, arses hanging out of Ra-Ra skirts and mini dresses for the world to see, playing Cascada on their phones, and puking in doorways from their naggin of vodka they think the bouncer wont smell . Lost in a see of Mullets and fe-mullets alike just trying to get my bus....


    I can only imagine the number of unplanned teenage pregancies happening in various lanes around town and of course the toilet in Redz

    As a previous poster stated, this is not dissimilar to the standard experience if one adds several years to the age of those involved. Any experience I have had of socialising in town has been so utterly abhorrent that I have to wonder how it has become such a popular activity. It truly disgusting on almost every level.


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    #47
    el_tiddlero
    Registered Users Posts: 400 ✭✭el_tiddlero


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    they think the bouncer wont smell

    Since when do bouncers smell you to determine your age??


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    #48
    Lil' Smiler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Lil' Smiler


    I was driving behind a garda car last night, it pulled over as it saw a group of teeny boppers locked on the street corner. One guy in particular stumbled off, claiming he hadn't been drinking..the very obvious 1 litre of tesco Vodka in his hand said otherwise..hehehe!


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
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    el_tiddlero wrote: »
    Since when do bouncers smell you to determine your age??

    They don't do it to check your age, they do it to stop drunken teeny-boppers getting into U-18's, "no alcohol allowed" nights in discos.

    LDO.


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    #50
    thelordofcheese
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    el_tiddlero wrote: »
    Since when do bouncers smell you to determine your age??

    I hear they can smell your fear.


    No, wait. Thats velcoraptors.... never mind.


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    #51
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    Thats velcoraptors

    A Velocoraptor made of velcro?


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    #52
    mehfesto2
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    Drove past the Wesley last night on my way to UCD.
    "Kids with Dids night" was in full swing. There was pervy auldfellas on one side of the road and chislers hiking up their skirts on the other. Class-ey.


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    #53
    chamlis
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    Wonder how many poor young fellas got "snowballed" last night.

    ew.


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    #54
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    A Velocoraptor made of velcro?

    yup

    Like proper raptors, but they stick to you when they pounce.
    and then......


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    #55
    scop
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    Well that explains why the bus was packed with drunken kids last nite. Mind when you bus to UCD you often see the same for the disco. I'm just glad I don't have a younger sister that age or a daughter. Dodgy:eek:


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    #56
    Frisbee
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    chamlis wrote: »
    Wonder how many poor young fellas got "snowballed" last night.

    ew.

    I heard there was one mass snowballing in the middle of the dance floor in Wesley...


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    #57
    Ross_Mahon
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    They were like vultures waiting outside any place that sold alcohol, aggravating every person that entered the shop.

    "Can ye get us drink mister?"

    Renaissance had a no alcohol night, I bet they sold drink on the sly.


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    #58
    Adamcp898
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    Was out last night and the club was packed with them, queue for the bar was pretty heavy but none of them knew that there's no courtesy involved in ordering drinks, i.e. you have to shout your order, not wait and you don't let the person beside you order ahead of you if you're asked first regardless of how long they may have been standing there before you :pac:


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    #59
    ashyle
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    My sister was out last night, at some discotheque in Tallaght village, no drink of course but I doubt there wasn't nagins floatin around :rolleyes:

    My junior night we went for a fookin lasagne in some restaurant then back to my mates to watch the Exorcist... most illegal thing we did :pac:

    Ha but we were the nerds. What did rest of ya do?


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    #60
    rainbow kirby
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    ashyle wrote: »
    My sister was out last night, at some discotheque in Tallaght village, no drink of course but I doubt there wasn't nagins floatin around :rolleyes:
    I think my sister was at the same thing...


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    #61
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    ashyle wrote: »
    My sister was out last night, at some discotheque in Tallaght village, no drink of course but I doubt there wasn't nagins floatin around :rolleyes:

    My junior night we went for a fookin lasagne in some restaurant then back to my mates to watch the Exorcist... most illegal thing we did :pac:

    Ha but we were the nerds. What did rest of ya do?

    Bouncy castle in the lashing rain, No drink at all, was still good craic though.


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