Galway Girl

Aurora Borealis

Ye may have heard this before but anyhoo here ya go. Gave me a good giggle!!

A young woman in Galway was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Atlantic Ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.'

Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'

The girl nodded yes, After all, whatdid she have to lose? Perhaps a Fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by The
captain.

'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.
'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me.'

'He certainly is,' the captain replied. This is the Aran Islands Ferry.'

cornbb

Hehe, I loike it

LadyMayBelle

Tis an old one but a good one:)

nycman

:D

DRakE

raised a smile

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Des Hynes

Man invents wheel.

WooPeeA

Good one!

TerrorFirmer

freakin brilliant. never heard that before