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  • 11-09-2008 4:46pm
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    livEwirE
    Registered Users Posts: 1,449 ✭✭✭


    The McCann's revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie.

    I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter.

    <snip> Unsuitable material - Hagar <snip>

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    I was really excited about the Large Hadron Collider and thought it was going to be great but when I saw Stephen Hawking being interviewed about it on TV this morning he didn't seem very animated about it at all.


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    It's been 7 years now since 9/11, and I can't help wondering...

    ...has George Bush finished reading My Pet Goat yet?


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    In Britain, some 50 chavs die every week from drinking too much Tesco-brand vodka.

    Every little helps!

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    A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything!"

    His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

    "No, I never found the head."


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    The Bollox
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    nice. good ones there


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    #3
    oobydooby
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    short lived ones I'd say:D


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Good ones but in before lock.


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    Duras
    Registered Users Posts: 432 ✭✭Duras


    brilliant, all of them :D


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    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    The 2nd and the last one are the best :D


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    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,593 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    I like the Tesco vodka one!


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    #8
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    8 out of 10 cats?:)
    Jimmy Carr


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