Sniffer Dog

rocky25

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat between them.

The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane.

The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement Agency officer and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'.

'His name is Smithy and he's the best there is.

I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'

The plane takes off, and once it has levelled out, the agent says,

'Watch this.' He tells Smithy to 'search'.

Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Smithy then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.

The agent says, 'Good boy', and then turns to the man and says:

'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'

'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Smithy to search the aisles.

The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.

The agent says, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'

'I like it!' says his seat mate.

The agent then tells Smithy to 'search' again.

Smithy walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down for a moment and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the middle seat and proceeds to sh*t all over the place.

The first man is really amazed out by this behaviour and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like this, so he asks the agent

'What's going on?'


The agent nervously replies,




'He just found a bomb'.

Xavi6

Brilliant!

brendansmith

Not great, imho!

Hagar

@brendansmith.

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brendansmith

Hagar wrote: »

@brendansmith.

Please read the charter before posting.
Pay particular attention to the part about negative comments on jokes.
Use the thread rating system instead.

Thank you.

Sorry man, i didnt realise it existed! Wont happen agin!Were there alot of 'dead baby jokes' comin yeah! I notice its before rescist jokes even

Hagar

Fair enough.

Dead baby jokes / racist material are not allowed on this forum. Sometimes people post inappropriate material and it provokes a negative reaction from the other posters. Although not encouraged it is understandable. We have a report post function, the little triangle with the exclamation mark, beside each post. Click on it to report posts that are offensive, abusive or otherwise unacceptable. The forum mods will act on the report as soon as they can.

Hope that help.

Hagar

coldfire1x

I liked it, good one, haa haa

dh0661

As always rocky - Excellent

fred funk }{

brilliant