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What did your OH say when he found out he was going to be a dad?

  • 12-09-2008 6:47pm
    #1
    iguana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,917 ✭✭✭✭


    Had our first pregnancy confirmed this morning. I woke up at 5.30am and couldn't get back to sleep so I snuck into the bathroom to take the test. After I'd confirmed it I decided to let my husband stay asleep as he's working long hours and we've had a few nights of really bad sleep this week.

    He woke up just after 7 and asked me if I was going to go take the test now. I told him no, I'd already taken it and showed him the stick - a digital. He looked at the screen saying pregnant and the first thing he said was:

    "Jesus wept! I thought it would take at least two or three months before you'd actually get pregnant."

    I think that apart from "are you sure it's mine?" his was the worst response in the world.:mad:

    I got him back though, when I told him that the "1-2" on the screen under "pregnant" which indicates weeks since conception, was an indication that it might be twins.:D


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  • #2
    silja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭silja


    I believe it was "huh, what?", as I jumped on the bed last Fathers Day and woke him by waving a pee stick in his face :P


  • #3
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I was the dad in question and some words are just not needed .

    It was this :eek: expression which said it all

    I believe i had :eek: on my face for weeks :D


  • #4
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Congratulations Iguana..
    Fun times ahead!!

    I had a Mrs Doyle type of conversation with the oh, when I tell him the news last time. I rang him up...

    ME: Hey Hun, good news I am pregnant again...
    HIM: Your Not
    ME: I am!!
    HIM: Serious??
    Me: Deadly serious..
    HIM: No way
    ME: definitely pregnant
    HIM: Jesus, I really do have super sperm...

    Then he goes on at how wonderful he is, like he is the only man in the world whos penis produces children!!:D

    I tell him how wonderful he is!!!


  • #5
    GrumPy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,562 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    GTFO


  • #6
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    On handing him the test stick my oh said something like: 'theres no line on this test' (Hes colourblind) then 'fcuk' followed by 'ah here, you peed on that' :) we then spent about ten minutes staring at each other saying wow. Funny times.


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  • #7
    lostinnappies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭lostinnappies


    my DH was playing computers when i told him (world of warcraft). He looked up and said OK. Then continued playing.

    HEELLLOOOO

    Bloody World of Warcraft, didnt sink in till i was in labor.


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