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Quick few funnies

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  • 13-09-2008 12:00pm
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    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭


    A traveler won the lotto one Saturday night, the next Monday he went in to collect his check at lotto HQ. The CEO was there to greet him, When writing the cheque he asked the traveler would he like the cheque made out to cash, the traveler went beserk and said "you willin your bollix, make it out to Connors"


    :D






    One morning a fella phoned his boss and told him he wouldn't be going to work because he was sick, his boss asked him how sick he was. "well, im in bed with my sister"



    :D


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    #2
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    love the first one, I heard the second before, still good though


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    rocky25
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    Good 'uns Fred :D

    True story.

    A knacker did actually win the Lotto a few years ago.

    When he went to Lotto HQ to collect his cheque, they would'nt give it to him.

    They said they don't do Travelers Cheques :rolleyes:


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