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Looking to get a bit of extra cash

carsey · 2008-09-15 19:03:56

Im looking to get a bit of extra cash any tips? pretending to be a taxi and drive people home etc lol car boot sale and so on

15-09-2008 8:03pm

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carsey

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Im looking to get a bit of extra cash any tips?
pretending to be a taxi and drive people home etc lol
car boot sale and so on

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#2 15-09-2008 8:07pm

Bros123

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Steal things from your family and sell them on ebay!

Problem solved.

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#3 15-09-2008 8:09pm

Mr. Presentable

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Have you got a nice firm body?

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#4 15-09-2008 8:09pm

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Run a lottery.

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#5 15-09-2008 8:10pm

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carsey wrote: »

Im looking to get a bit of extra cash any tips?
pretending to be a taxi and drive people home etc lol
car boot sale and so on

Pretend to be a taxi and sell the people you drive home from your car boot.

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#6 15-09-2008 8:11pm

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Prostitute yourself.
Tiger kidnap your local bank managers family.
Sell hard drugs.
Sell a kidney.
Mugging is a much forgotten art.
Start a religion.

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#7 15-09-2008 8:26pm

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1. Steal underpants.
2. ????
3. Profit.

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#8 15-09-2008 8:28pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

1. Steal underpants.
2. ????
3. Profit.

1: Steal underpants
2: Wear underpants on head
3: Take photos
4: Send them to tabloids claiming they're of a celebrity.

Problem solved.

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#9 15-09-2008 8:30pm

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1. Steel underpants.
2. Charge people to kick you in the groin.
3. Profit.

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#10 15-09-2008 8:32pm

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You can charge them extra if you forget to wear said steel underpants.

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#11 15-09-2008 8:38pm

MooseJam

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sell your ass like yore ma does

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#12 15-09-2008 8:47pm

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Use Monopoly money. Over 98% of people can't tell the difference.

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#13 15-09-2008 9:03pm

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sleep with somebody famous and sell story to tabloids.

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#14 15-09-2008 9:06pm

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Smoke cock, for pennies.

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#15 15-09-2008 9:07pm

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phasers wrote: »

sleep with somebody famous and sell story to tabloids.

Or even easier to do, dress as someone famous, sleep with a hobo then sell the story and pictures to the tabloids.

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#16 15-09-2008 9:24pm

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ronnie3585 wrote: »

Smoke cock, for pennies.

OK when I read that I thought that said "smoke cock for penises"
Which would have actually been much more interesting...

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#17 15-09-2008 9:26pm

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Stand outside a 5 star hotel and offer to park some rich fecker's car.

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#18 15-09-2008 10:26pm

j-bone

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hmm...how bout abit of chugging on the side?

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#19 15-09-2008 10:32pm

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j-bone wrote: »

hmm...how bout abit of chugging on the side?

Chugging followed by charging people to kick you in the bollocks could net you a few pound.

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#20 15-09-2008 10:35pm

carsey

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Random wrote: »

Pretend to be a taxi and sell the people you drive home from your car boot.

hahaha i love it!

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#21 15-09-2008 10:43pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

1. Steal underpants.
2. ????
3. Profit.

Buy ladies undies.
Pee on them.
Set up a website, claiming they were used by Asian chicks, and sell them to pervs.
Profit.

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#22 15-09-2008 10:59pm

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1. Find something odd around the house
2. Take a few pictures and write a really interesting article about it
3. List it on eBay
4. Hope a really rich person with a sense of humor sees it
5. Imagine all the ways you can spend your new-found fortune
6. Make a non-paying bidder claim
7. Repeat

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#23 15-09-2008 11:16pm

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1. Find a rich person
2. get them really drunk
3. play poker with them until you have take all their money and hope they remember nothing. better not tell them your real name.

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#24 15-09-2008 11:26pm

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win the lotto

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#25 16-09-2008 12:03am

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Palm Reading.

€10 for 10mins, or €5 for 5mins.

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#26 16-09-2008 12:47am

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nevf wrote: »

Palm Reading.

€10 for 10mins, or €5 for 5mins.

Charge extra for big hands. And for black people because it's harder to see the lines.

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#27 16-09-2008 1:00am

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EamonnKeane wrote: »

Charge extra for big hands. And for black people because it's harder to see the lines.

thats touching racism.

And I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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#28 16-09-2008 1:04am

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Fill your boot with booze at 9.59 then drive to the nearest college campus and double the price. Sorted

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#29 16-09-2008 1:07am

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suckslikeafox wrote: »

Fill your boot with booze at 9.59 then drive to the nearest college campus and double the price. Sorted

Who's gonna want to drink booze from a shoe.

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#30 16-09-2008 1:11am

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I woul... I mean, become a part-time waiter.

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#31 16-09-2008 1:11am

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Uh, everyone.

It's the new style or so I hear. Fill your shoe and drink it.

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