Who's your worst nightmare?

In light of what good ol Titus did at the weekend I thought I'd get this question going. What player would be your worst nightmare from past and present playing for your club?


For me, it was Djimi. Hands down, I couldn't watch Liverpool games sometimes because I was afraid of what he'd do next. It was a frightening for me really like....

So from your Stuart Ripleys to your Paul McShane's. Who is your nightmare!?

leninbenjamin

myself...

*cringes at the memories*

Villain

Kevin Kilbane

CHD

Gronkjaer

monkey9

Worst nightmare would be discovering that Voronin wasn't actually loaned out! That or being a Hertha Berlin supporter!!

meditraitor

or itanje

Nalz

Wose nightmare - Everyone in Ireland supported English or Spanish teams only and called them "we", Irish team wouldnt exist and we'd all be calling ourselves scouse or mancs

Xavi6

Sun Jihai

Gives away penos, gets sent off and bangs in the OGs. Still doin it for Sheffield United as of last night.

Still a cult hero though!

Villain

Villain wrote: »

Kevin Kilbane

Indeed, but he tried so hard and he's an ugly ****er lol !

CHD wrote: »

Gronkjaer

He wasn't great but surely Chelsea have had worse!?

monkey9 wrote: »

Worst nightmare would be discovering that Voronin wasn't actually loaned out! That or being a Hertha Berlin supporter!!

It really is tragic isn't it. He played well against Pats last night actually !

Trilla wrote: »

Wose nightmare - Everyone in Ireland supported English or Spanish teams only and called them "we", Irish team wouldnt exist and we'd all be calling ourselves scouse or mancs

Internet, serious ****ing business!

Charlie

Being a Toon fans, then that would be Titus. Honorable mentions go to Stephen Carr, Andreas Anderson, and Nikos Dabizas.

TBH, Shola would be top of that list but for the fact that we still haven't shifted him. :mad:

monkey9

Deleted User wrote: »

Indeed, but he tried so hard and he's an ugly ****er lol !



He wasn't great but surely Chelsea have had worse!?


It really is tragic isn't it. He played well against Pats last night actually !

Internet, serious ****ing business!

Voronin did play well last night, although he almost hit a corner flag with one shot (ah, the nostalgia)

I genuinely believe that Voronin would be decent in the LOI

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

He wasn't great but surely Chelsea have had worse!?

Bogarde?

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Being a Toon fans, then that would be Titus. Honorable mentions go to Stephen Carr, Andreas Anderson, and Nikos Dabizas.

TBH, Shola would be top of that list but for the fact that we still haven't shifted him. :mad:

Guivarc'h? Marcelino?

Nalz

Deleted User wrote: »

Internet, serious ****ing business!

Nightmares usually are!

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Being a Toon fans, then that would be Titus. Honorable mentions go to Stephen Carr, Andreas Anderson, and Nikos Dabizas.

TBH, Shola would be top of that list but for the fact that we still haven't shifted him. :mad:

This is no word of a lie Charlie, my mate has a jersey with Titus on the back as a piss take even though he is a huge Toon fan lol. Was so funny going to game's and the Geordies just looking in disgust but laughing at the same time. Christ, he hates Shola too. I get a good laugh at how stupid a player he is

Charlie

Xavi6 wrote: »

Bogarde?



Guivarc'h? Marcelino?

All up there as well, but if I was to reel off every perennial dross player, this thread would approach off topic thread size.

Deleted User wrote: »

This is no word of a lie Charlie, my mate has a jersey with Titus on the back as a piss take even though he is a huge Toon fan lol. Was so funny going to game's and the Geordies just looking in disgust but laughing at the same time. Christ, he hates Shola too. I get a good laugh at how stupid a player he is

Yeah I would imagine he gets a few queer looks alright.

smackbunnybaby

if i was a Rangers fan i would say Marvin Andrews

if i was a Celtic fan i would say Bobo Balde

With Ireland we currently have Paul McShane and in the past Alan Kernaghan

all these players were capable of howlers at any given time.

Honourable mention to Boumsong.

Fratton Fred

Christiano Ronaldo. :rolleyes:

actually, that would have to be Konstantino Chalkias.

jem

the jimi would get an honourable mention, ? carter that kenny bought from arsnel would be up there even phill (ouch my nuts) babb but over the years gary abblett gets my vote brill for 89 min could cost you two goals in that 1 min of madness what a tosser of a player, managed to score for us against manu on his debut though. The one good bit of business that souness did was to sell him for 1mil to the bluenoses which would be the equiv. of about 7 million in todays market.

zAbbo

Deleted User wrote: »

So from your Stuart Ripleys to your Paul McShane's. Who is your nightmare!?

Ripley was at one stage the best winger in the league, and probably the best crosser, a real old school winger - who got to the byline and whipped in crosses.

monkey9

jem wrote: »

the jimi would get an honourable mention, ? carter that kenny bought from arsnel would be up there even phill (ouch my nuts) babb but over the years gary abblett gets my vote brill for 89 min could cost you two goals in that 1 min of madness what a tosser of a player, managed to score for us against manu on his debut though. The one good bit of business that souness did was to sell him for 1mil to the bluenoses which would be the equiv. of about 7 million in todays market.

Two words for you. Paul Stewart!!!!!!! Absolutely hated that little curly haired sh!tbag, he was useless. Absolutely useless. Unbelievabley bad.

Presently (as in as of recent weeks since the Newcastle game) its Edwin van der Saar but he's normally been very reliable. Gary Neville will worry me until I see that he's still got it.

Past gems include: Paul Parker, Laurent Blanc, Mikael Silvestre, John O'Shea at centre back, Wes Brown before 05, Massimo Taibi.....

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

Presently (as in as of recent weeks since the Newcastle game) its Edwin van der Saar but he's normally been very reliable. Gary Neville will worry me until I see that he's still got it.

Past gems include: Paul Parker, Laurent Blanc, Mikael Silvestre, John O'Shea at centre back, Wes Brown before 05, Massimo Taibi.....

Surely Djemba Djemba ftw?

monkey9

Deleted User wrote: »

Presently (as in as of recent weeks since the Newcastle game) its Edwin van der Saar but he's normally been very reliable. Gary Neville will worry me until I see that he's still got it.

Past gems include: Paul Parker, Laurent Blanc, Mikael Silvestre, John O'Shea at centre back, Wes Brown before 05, Massimo Taibi.....

What about William Prunier?? Was that his name? Bald French fella

Frisbee

Pascal Cygan

*shudder*

monkey9

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Surely Djemba Djemba ftw?

What does ftw mean?

Xavi6

Deleted User wrote: »

Presently (as in as of recent weeks since the Newcastle game) its Edwin van der Saar but he's normally been very reliable. Gary Neville will worry me until I see that he's still got it.

Past gems include: Paul Parker, Laurent Blanc, Mikael Silvestre, John O'Shea at centre back, Wes Brown before 05, Massimo Taibi.....

Seriously?


And I agree with zAbbo, Stuart Ripley was class. Him on the right and Wilcox on the left was lethal for Blackburn. That's why the SAS scored so many.

Charlie

monkey9 wrote: »

What does ftw mean?

It means for the win

charlie mchugh

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Surely Djemba Djemba ftw?

I dont get as worried about midfielders as if they fcuk up someone can clean up. Laurent Blanc fcuked up every game when he was with us and it became contagious!


Remember this:


Bolton
Liverpool
Arsenal
Newcastle
Chelsea

Xavi6

Xavi6 wrote: »

Seriously?

Yea, to be fair to him he was industrious and got up and down well but he could be carved open on occassions.

Thankfully we had the GOAT goalkeeper behind him!

Charlie

Deleted User wrote: »

I dont get as worried about midfielders as if they fcuk up someone can clean up. Laurent Blanc fcuked up every game when he was with us and it became contagious!


Remember this:


Bolton
Liverpool
Arsenal
Newcastle
Chelsea

True enough. He (DD) just seemed like one of those players though that if you saw he was named in the starting lineup, you felt a frustrating and unproductive day was ahead, ala Shola Ameobi

DSB

For Shels definitely David Freeman or Liam Kearney. For Villa Zat Knight or Liam Ridgewell.

DSB

DSB wrote: »

For Shels definitely David Freeman or Liam Kearney. For Villa Zat Knight or Liam Ridgewell.

In fairness didnt Liam Ridgewell start eating into that massive tally of Ogs he has for Villa when he scored one for ya when playin for Boro?!

joe123

Liverpool

Salif Diao
El Hadji Diouf
Bruno Cheyrou
Djimi Tarore
Sean Dundee
Bjorn Tore Kvarme
Eric Mjier

The list could go on....

DSB

Deleted User wrote: »

In fairness didnt Liam Ridgewell start eating into that massive tally of Ogs he has for Villa when he scored one for ya when playin for Boro?!

Hahaha well that is true I suppose. It was Birmingham he was with though right?

DSB

joe123 wrote: »

Liverpool

Salif Diao
El Hadji Diouf
Bruno Cheyrou
Djimi Tarore
Sean Dundee
Bjorn Tore Kvarme
Eric Mjier

The list could go on....

Don't forget Voronin. Didn't Houllier sign all of that list by the way?

Galvasean

Imagines what would have happened if Pascal Cygan and Senderos were Arsenal's two centre defenders... *shudders*

Jugs82

Rebrov @ Tottenham

Balaban (spelling??) @ Villa

Going back a few years - Picnic @ Liverpool - he was god awful

Boogers @ West Ham - he went off hiding in a caravan or something, cost a fair few quid back then

I remember Ade Akinbyi - cant remember club but he was shocking

Poor old Titus is by far the biggest nightmare though - imagine him and Boumsong as your centre backs - who'd be a Newcastle fan

eagle eye

George Weah's cousin Ali Dea

monkey9

Jugs82 wrote: »

Rebrov @ Tottenham

Balaban (spelling??) @ Villa

Going back a few years - Picnic @ Liverpool - he was god awful

Boogers @ West Ham - he went off hiding in a caravan or something, cost a fair few quid back then

I remember Ade Akinbyi - cant remember club but he was shocking

Poor old Titus is by far the biggest nightmare though - imagine him and Boumsong as your centre backs - who'd be a Newcastle fan

That bloke Boogers, isn't he dead now??

Stephane G'uivarch at Newcastle

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DSB wrote: »

Liam Kearney.

Which one?

For all the crap he did at Shels, he's a sound enough bloke.

For Shels, my definite nomination for this, is the money grabbing, life sucking Alan Moore.

Granted, he used to be one of our best in the European games, what, six of them? But fúck me was he shíte in the league games. Glory hunting so and so. And I wouldn't even mind, shíte players are just shíte players, but that fecker was a decent player who just didn't give a shiney shíte about Shelbourne.

To top it all off, his behaviour after we went down the swanny was reprehensible.

I hate him.

Im_No_Superman

I was never very confident seeing Roy Carroll in goal tbh.

eagle eye

Im_No_Superman wrote: »

I was never very confident seeing Roy Carroll in goal tbh.

I think he was better than Taibi and Mark Bosnich who both were horrific for United.

BlueBandit

Always Silvestre for me. lad would be going great for an hour or so, just long enough to get yer hopes up and then bang, some gob****ted back pass or wander away from his man Clouseau moment and yer 1 nil down. Hed even go and get a few decent performances together but you always knew it was going to come. Hell cost Arsenal 5 goals this season wait till ye see (more likely that Wenger will turn him into the French Barsi though)

SectionF

Chris Turner, no contest. :mad:

Nalz

SectionF wrote: »

Chris Turner, no contest. :mad:

international!
international!
international!


i think...

Edit: only U21, thought he played for first team

_blank_

SectionF wrote: »

Chris Turner, no contest. :mad:

I thought you would have said Fenlon, with him signing all and sundry on massive contracts when the money obviously isn't there (at the moment) to back them up. No?

Necronomicon

Kieran Richardson for me.

SectionF

Des wrote: »

I thought you would have said Fenlon, with him signing all and sundry on massive contracts when the money obviously isn't there (at the moment) to back them up. No?

Nutsy is a superb manager who is entitled to spend as much as the board will let him spend, to win what he wants to win. Financial prudence is not his brief. You should know that.

And he got rid of Turner.

gustavo

Bryan Tosh
Kevin Julian
Daniel Moreno

Dave!

Senderos

kensutz

Gary Doherty