Caption Competition: Week 3

Xavi6 · 19-09-2008 6:02pm #1

Well after missing the first few weeks of the season, Imitation Ronaldo is back for Manchester United, but for some reason he doesn't look too happy about it.

Do your worst -

And believe it or not, we have a prize this week!!! The winner gets to start the next thread on Liverpool's outlook for the year.

19-09-2008 6:07pm

"Nice of him to return the favour"

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Xavi6 · 19-09-2008 6:11pm

"I can't believe they thought Nani could fill the gap while I was injured. Fookin NANI! He's bloody useless."

Bubs101 · 19-09-2008 6:13pm

Why did I dump Gemma Atkinson, she has rockin tits

19-09-2008 6:14pm

Xavi6 wrote: »

The winner gets to start the next thread on Liverpool's outlook for the year.

Good God!

Karmafaerie · 19-09-2008 6:15pm

Alex said that if I don't stop complaining, I'll end up playing for Accrington Stanley!!!

eddiehead · 19-09-2008 6:15pm

"Scoreless draw with Villareal, losing to Liverpool, sixth from bottom in the league......this deserves 2 facepalms"

Mr.Nice Guy · 19-09-2008 6:29pm

"Maybe if I concentrate really hard I can teleport myself to Madrid."

Dont Ban Me · 19-09-2008 6:53pm

"Another fine mess they've gotten me into..."

eagle eye · 19-09-2008 8:37pm

'Oh no, I forgot to book the hookers for tonights orgy'

gixerfixer · 19-09-2008 8:47pm

FFS if that orange ball over my left shoulder doesnt stop following me around im gonna loose the plot.

MagicMarker · 19-09-2008 8:51pm

'If my eyes were slanted i'd look like this'

mike65 · 19-09-2008 8:56pm

"Here's my Phil Cool impression!"

Mike

leninbenjamin · 19-09-2008 9:00pm

NO! I has a pimple!

Galvasean · 19-09-2008 9:05pm

Oh FFS! That better not be another sniper.

MagicMarker · 19-09-2008 9:08pm

''father!!''....

..to far?

Boggles · 19-09-2008 9:10pm

Oh Sweet Jesus No, Not even United could turn down 135 million, I'm off to Fúckíng City!

ShoulderChip · 19-09-2008 10:59pm

Ronaldo's face re-inacts its birth.

ShoulderChip · 19-09-2008 11:00pm

Amid reports that Ronaldo's ex had been dissing his package, he slyly gets a big vagina dig in, Larry David style

ShoulderChip · 19-09-2008 11:01pm

Ronaldo knowing that he has lost the bet, practices the favour he will owe his girlfriend later.

Blackhorse Slim · 19-09-2008 11:08pm

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to invest in AIG" :eek:

ShoulderChip · 19-09-2008 11:12pm

Even The AI version of Ronaldo is a pansy

DeadSkin · 19-09-2008 11:24pm

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! this gel stings!"

Karmafaerie · 19-09-2008 11:28pm

God I love those Macauley Culkin movies.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pickarooney · 19-09-2008 11:28pm

United float fake Ronaldo on art market.

staker · 19-09-2008 11:32pm

hope i've got the black shorts on,i've just shat meself!

MementoMori · 20-09-2008 2:03am

"I can't believe I superglued my hands to my face again. Ay Ay Ay Mesteer Feergison will be so angry"

MagicMarker · 20-09-2008 2:43am

MementoMori wrote: »

"I can't believe I superglued my hands to my face again. Ay Ay Ay Mesteer Feergison will be so angry"

''You mean i'm really mexican?!''

newballsplease · 20-09-2008 2:55am

Hands on your cheeks and close your eyes if you love Real Madrid

ROCKMAN · 20-09-2008 7:17am

Xavi6 wrote: »

F**K IT FERGIE

A Manchester Light Bulb on my back
Is not the same as the Spanish Sun

sitout · 20-09-2008 10:12am

I can see all my fans down there! Its so high up here in my ivory tower

Mr Magnolia · 20-09-2008 10:35am

yermandan · 20-09-2008 10:48am

sh1te, i fed the mogwai after midnight, there'll be gremlins EVERYWHERE when I get home

Dave! · 20-09-2008 12:11pm

"Who says during a Champion's League game against Villreal is a bad time to have a shave? Idiots, that's who!"

MementoMori · 20-09-2008 1:12pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

''You mean i'm really mexican?!''

Was trying to go for a Manuel from Faulty Towers Iberain type vibe

MementoMori · 20-09-2008 1:13pm

I can't believe I booked my flights to Madrid with XL airlines. Now I won't be able to afford to move to Real Madrid.

SantryRed · 20-09-2008 4:25pm

Ronaldo: ''Hope no one's taking a picture of me now, don't want a Caption Competition on Boards.ie because there all sh1te at it.''

That_Guy · 21-09-2008 1:57pm

"Oh I wish I wish, I was a fish"

jaykay74 · 21-09-2008 9:31pm

"Must check if the sun still shines out my arse"
"noooo looks like I have to carry these 10 muppets and the sun on my back"

Bubs101 · 21-09-2008 9:42pm

Why can't Man Utd wear pink strips. Red sooooooo doesn't compliment my eyes

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 21-09-2008 9:53pm

"Sh1t! I forget to set the video to tape Expose!"

stovelid · 22-09-2008 10:24am

Terry, you cnut!! You've fractured my eyelash! Referee!

Charlie · 22-09-2008 10:31am

"Blahhh! It's just so damn greasy"

Xavi6 · 22-09-2008 10:33am

"I can't believe some people think Keane's better than Berbatov"

citytillidie · 22-09-2008 12:22pm

*More Lotion Quick I am losing my tan*

JimiTime · 22-09-2008 12:34pm

"Didier, You said you'd wear my friendship bracelet forever. Oh the sadness"

JP Liz · 22-09-2008 3:51pm

OMG this is not the Bernabeu

zAbbo · 22-09-2008 4:45pm

Ronaldo's impression of the United fans who gave him a standing ovation after whoring himself to Real Madrid all summer...

Caption Competition: Week 3

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