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Sunday avo quickies

skinner2x · 2008-09-21 16:59:22

================================================= Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says, 'So what were…

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21-09-2008 5:59pm

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skinner2x

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Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, 'So what were you watchin'?'
Billy says, 'Wimbledon.'

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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror asks her husband,
'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment!'
He replies, 'You have perfect eyesight!'

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Wife gets naked & asks hubby,
'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'

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