odd facts about ourselves

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 11:20am

Molberts wrote: »

Thats a pretty good way to be tbh

hahaha yeah but it's weird cos im supposed to be intimidating but im harmless.

oh when a girl cries ill agree to anything to make them stop

Molberts · 24-09-2008 11:26am

Raze_them_all wrote: »

hahaha yeah but it's weird cos im supposed to be intimidating but im harmless.

oh when a girl cries ill agree to anything to make them stop

Aww ya big softie

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 11:34am

ha ha its not a good thing!!!!
it made mestay with a girl after she done the dirt on me, only for her to do it again!!!

Will · 24-09-2008 11:34am

raze them all - official marshmallow of the forum

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 11:41am

bahahahaha i knew i said to much!!!

Fiii · 24-09-2008 11:50am

Molberts wrote: »

I really felt he was looking out for me, basically the whistle incident prompted my mum to tell me something my grandad had told her years ago - she had totally forgotten it til that day. Not getting into it here but basically it helped me a lot

I chat to my grandad when I'm having a rough time, or if there is something big coming up (ie driving test) that I need a little devine help with

I know he's still hanging around looking out for me

My mam says when I was younger, and convinced someone was in the room (as in someone there but not there if yo get me

) that I used to talk to them to get them to go away

Molberts · 24-09-2008 12:07pm

Grandads are the best

Will · 24-09-2008 12:09pm

I love the smell of hospitals. i.e the clean disinfectant smell

i once wound up in a swingers club, that's a hell of a funny story

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 12:13pm

Will wrote: »

I love the smell of hospitals. i.e the clean disinfectant smell

i once wound up in a swingers club, that's a hell of a funny story

tell!!!

Will · 24-09-2008 12:15pm

after lunch i will

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 12:18pm

...and we'll be right back after this commercial break

Molberts · 24-09-2008 12:21pm

Will wrote: »

I love the smell of hospitals. i.e the clean disinfectant smell

i once wound up in a swingers club, that's a hell of a funny story

one that needs to be told - spill!

marti101 · 24-09-2008 12:48pm

Now that will be funny:D

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 12:55pm

Rozabeez · 24-09-2008 1:04pm

I hate people touching my neck with their hands, very quick slapping reflexes when it's attempted.

I've issues with fake satin/cheap satin type material, makes my skin crawl. Manager got me to stack a load of fake satin shoes and I nearly vomitted last week.

I've a strange love of farms/the countryside.

I go through weird phases of craving tomatoes for 2-3 weeks.

Will · 24-09-2008 1:24pm

Swinger club story;

Again this occurred last year during the summer in lyon >_>

Was my 3rd day of my internship and a few of the irish and english cops brought me out on the beer. I thought it was gonna be a beer. Anywho started off in vieux lyon (old part with lots of pubs)

Basically rakes of pints were bought for me and consumed more than willingly. Stopped by all the irish and english bars, knew most of the owners. Got to johny's kitchen, we all knew the owner, were given a few complementary pints and some grub. Sang a few irish songs and drank some more.

Beside said bar is a club with blacked out windows, and seen a few police raids on the place since coming to lyon. The owner closes up and says "right lads, next door we go, they've a late license"

€50 normally on the door for guys but the guy at the door let us all in for free cos we were with the owner of the bar next door. We walk in and my jaw hits the floor. TV's everywhere with mad hardcore porn on 'em. Black lights all over the gaf too, and i was wearing ear plugs that shun in black light :cool:

Anyway I soon cop it's a swingers club and order a pint. The barman is dressed in leather chaps and is pretty intimidating. The lads are well gargled and decide to go around annoying the women. Not a good plan.

I just wander around the place, being by far the youngest person in the club I attract a lot of unwanted attention. There's 3 floors, a dungeon...literally :pac: the main ground floor and the upstairs. Dungeon has whips, restraints, the whole shebang.

Anywho some of the guys are irritating the women so much that the bouncers are called and a few of em get turfed out. I walk out and we go wandering around viex lyon some more. Eventually getting home at 7am and back up 1 hour later for work.

Turns out one of the guys walked up to one of the women in there, whipped it out and demanded she "say hello" and smile like a donut :pac:

Spent the day hugging the toilet in work. For a swingers club there wasn't much going on, tbh i didnt wanna hang around to find out cos most were mouldy 40 year old women

anyway thats the story, anti-climax? im sure of it :pac:

Molberts · 24-09-2008 1:35pm

Will wrote: »

Swinger club story;

Again this occurred last year during the summer in lyon >_>

Was my 3rd day of my internship and a few of the irish and english cops brought me out on the beer. I thought it was gonna be a beer. Anywho started off in vieux lyon (old part with lots of pubs)

Basically rakes of pints were bought for me and consumed more than willingly. Stopped by all the irish and english bars, knew most of the owners. Got to johny's kitchen, we all knew the owner, were given a few complementary pints and some grub. Sang a few irish songs and drank some more.

Beside said bar is a club with blacked out windows, and seen a few police raids on the place since coming to lyon. The owner closes up and says "right lads, next door we go, they've a late license"

€50 normally on the door for guys but the guy at the door let us all in for free cos we were with the owner of the bar next door. We walk in and my jaw hits the floor. TV's everywhere with mad hardcore porn on 'em. Black lights all over the gaf too, and i was wearing ear plugs that shun in black light :cool:

Anyway I soon cop it's a swingers club and order a pint. The barman is dressed in leather chaps and is pretty intimidating. The lads are well gargled and decide to go around annoying the women. Not a good plan.

I just wander around the place, being by far the youngest person in the club I attract a lot of unwanted attention. There's 3 floors, a dungeon...literally :pac: the main ground floor and the upstairs. Dungeon has whips, restraints, the whole shebang.

Anywho some of the guys are irritating the women so much that the bouncers are called and a few of em get turfed out. I walk out and we go wandering around viex lyon some more. Eventually getting home at 7am and back up 1 hour later for work.

Turns out one of the guys walked up to one of the women in there, whipped it out and demanded she "say hello" and smile like a donut :pac:

Spent the day hugging the toilet in work. For a swingers club there wasn't much going on, tbh i didnt wanna hang around to find out cos most were mouldy 40 year old women

anyway thats the story, anti-climax? im sure of it :pac:

bahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa!!

Willbear everybody!!! *thunderous applause* Yea! woop woop!!

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 1:36pm

booooo-urns......woulda been alt more interesting if you partook in it....still...your mate...classy:D:D

Will · 24-09-2008 1:40pm

woulda been more interesting alright but wasn't in the mood to be porkin' french swingers.

Ooh ooh, another funny story. First night out we all went into centre ville, walking home we saw what we thought was a very attractive looking prostitute. One of the lads thinking he was all macho and crap shouted 'come here love il give ya a good seeing to'

it was in fact a transexual prostitute, and dear lord the woman woulda eatin him for lunch :pac: if he hadn't had run off embarassed that he found a man (all be it dressed as a woman) attractive

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 1:42pm

hahahahahah reminds me of a story, my sisters fellain the army, him and a few mates went on hols to spain, one of hich got himself some head off a prozzie...dropped the hand to find a hanging pair!!!! shame!!!!

Reku · 24-09-2008 2:19pm

My body is prone to generating higher than normal voltages, can give people a nasty fright from time to time, once scared a coworker as it leaped from me through a device (electronic component) wafer to him, with a nice loud "crack" sound, so he was worried I'd fried the devices on the wafer.

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 2:26pm

farohar wrote: »

My body is prone to generating higher than normal voltages, can give people a nasty fright from time to time, once scared a coworker as it leaped from me through a device (electronic component) wafer to him, with a nice loud "crack" sound, so he was worried I'd fried the devices on the wafer.

save the cheerleader.....save the world....

Reku · 24-09-2008 2:33pm

Nah, never been enough to do more than give people a mild shock or screw with some nearby electronics such as speakers or one day the TV refused to work with me in the room.:(

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 2:43pm

farohar wrote: »

Nah, never been enough to do more than give people a mild shock or screw with some nearby electronics such as speakers or one day the TV refused to work with me in the room.:(

you just need to find your true power, I for one welcome you as our new over lord and protecter of the relm...Lord Raiden
http://www.totalmortalkombat.com/mksm/renders/raiden_final.jpg

Will · 24-09-2008 2:45pm

Raiden! He got nothing on me :pac:

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 2:52pm

bahahaha cos you've got the banhmmer???

Will · 24-09-2008 2:54pm

Uhm nope, I is a real person

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 2:56pm

As is Farohar....our new electric overlord!!!

Reku · 24-09-2008 5:07pm

Well overlord of all those with MIYP and a healthy concern over how that might interact with me.:D

Raze_them_all · 24-09-2008 5:10pm

bahahahaha took me ages to get what MIYP is. I realy hope i got it right:D

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