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  • 22-09-2008 5:48am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭


    if ur drinking in a pub and a song comes on which pleasuers ur ears(kings of leon your sex is on fire(which im sure all ur sex is on fire as ur probly all filthy minxes in a good way))and u gone in behind the counter to turn up the jukebox and succeed an stand bacxk by the bar and approx 15 secpmds later ur drinkin ur double vodka and club orange and the barmaid punches u in the bcak as ur drinkin and psilss ur dink all over u......... this mean shse loives u right>? u also work in the pub


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Are you drunk???:confused::confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Lol, why do I suspect you got a fair drop of that double vodka and orange into you? :pac:

    (HoLLLLyman, not Pilly, btw!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Am I drunk?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    orestes wrote: »
    Am I drunk?

    Lol, someone is certainly dunk!:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,867 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Epic post! Particularly the smoothness of the 'Sex On Fire' reference.........you filthy minx you!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    PillyPen wrote: »
    Lol, someone is certainly dunk!:D
    that would be me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    that would be me.

    Well I don't know if she *loves* you, but she obviously wanted your johnson. I'm assuming you didn't go home with her, since you're typing away on boards. Epic fail, man, you really bitched out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    PillyPen wrote: »
    Well I don't know if she *loves* you, but she obviously wanted your johnson. I'm assuming you didn't go home with her, since you're typing away on boards. Epic fail, man, you really bitched out!
    im such a punk :(...........................yo what up with u im woth 700k and an irish online poker superstar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    id defo sex holllaments....on a sidenote that sam sparro black and gold song is super


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    im such a punk :(...........................yo what up with u im woth 700k and an irish online poker superstar

    Now you're speaking my language! I'm one of those dirty little minxes you mentioned, and I'll be in Ireland in a little over 24 hours. Giddy-up!:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    me too yo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    PillyPen wrote: »
    Now you're speaking my language! I'm one of those dirty little minxes you mentioned, and I'll be in Ireland in a little over 24 hours. Giddy-up!:pac:
    zomg i have a onliner girlfriend phantomlord ur klicked out of killarney which im going to win btw


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    zomg i have a onliner girlfriend phantomlord ur klicked out of killarney which im going to win btw

    Oh god, please tell me you aren't 12. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    PillyPen wrote: »
    Oh god, please tell me you aren't 12. :(
    20


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    haha, your on fire tonight holla.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Eh, normally I'd back off but for 700,000 a year I can dig it. Right, I'm off to bed, enjoy being drunk! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    haha, your on fire tonight holla.

    Not the bits he wanted, mind you:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    beggin.....beggin youuuuuuuuuuu. iiii dont the these words darlinggggggggggggggggg(darling is an actual word in the song) blah blah blah.night nioght pillypen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    and lol at johnson WTF


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,304 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Thread locked and OP banned from tLL for 24 hours until they sober up.


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