P.E.T.A asks Ben & Jerry's to use human breast milk! Yum!

KnifeWRENCH

Dudess wrote: »

But I prefer working with men!

Oh dear God! I don't think even PETA would approve of ice-cream made from "man-milk"
It would make milking much more fun though, for both milker and milkee.

KnifeWRENCH

Slow Motion wrote: »

I see the problem with your post

Ah yes. Well spotted :pac:

Wazdakka

Wagon wrote: »

I suppose have a farm on naked women lined up in a barn and having the milk squeezed from their tits is more humane to animals..

I think I've seen that porn..

4Xcut

These P.E.T.A. chaps are actually all right, the animal rights thing is just a cover up.

http://www.mtd.com/tasty/

Dragan

Agent Smith wrote: »

you know what?

I'm going start making sure i buy products that were tested on Animals,


****ing loopers

I suggest punching your steaks before you eat them as well. Thats what i do, just to show how much i hate animals and love their tasty flesh!

stovelid

jesus_thats_gre wrote: »

Everytime you make a pose retarded questions like this, two kittens are going to get it!

Does this apply to your own posts too?

You must have a huge backlog of kittens to get through by now?

Turd Ferguson

4Xcut wrote: »

Fine, I won't milk it.

For PTEA sake, why are all the threads churning into a pun-fest? Boards is really going tits up these days.

Slow Motion

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

For PTEA sake, why are all the threads churning into a pun-fest? Boards is really going tits up these days.

Quite right! I'm leaving this thread! Thanks for the mammories!

DanGerMus

Wazdakka wrote: »

I think that they should make Icecream out of the tears of orphaned children...
and if there isnt enough orphans we make more..
They're only people..

We must save the poor cows...

GO PETA!!

Not ice cream, SORBET. You should bring this idea to the attention of PETA i'm sure they'd like to get on all the sorbet makers cases too. Although i'm sure UNICEF would have something to say about this idea. OOOh that could mean war but i think with the UN on there side UNICEF would win unless PETA could get there hands on some "Cows with Guns"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

square_igloo wrote: »

Ewww, watery ice-cream! :eek:
Unless you can make the orphans cry milk then this really will not work.

Plenty people round that could teach em i think
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=91
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrg_2o5X2H0

Creature

So long as it's organic and from free-range women I don't mind. You can't be keeping the poor women locked up in those milking sheds all day, they need their sunlight.

taibhse

If it's not supposed to be taken seriously then why put it out.

Do you think before you post or just say the first thing that pops into your head?

I already stated why

Peta do and say controversial things to get their point out there where its hard for animal rights to have a platform in the public sphere.

The milk we drink isn't calf milk, that's only produced for a short time after birth.

That is seriously one of the most idiotic statements I've heard in a long time. And cows produce milk why? No its not for your fcuking cornflakes either

mahamageehad

what i dont get is this:

Cows need to be milked or they'll clog up and explode.
Farmers are doing cows a favourby milking them, not being cruel.
There's enough jobs being lost without herds of unemployed coms roaming around!!

But as a random off topic note: Who was the first person to see a cows dangling bits, decide to pull on em, and drink whatever came out..?
Your thought for the day!!

taibhse

Who was the first person to see a cows dangling bits, decide to pull on em, and drink whatever came out..?
Your thought for the day!!

I always wondered about that maybe this sick individual :eek:

jesus_thats_gre wrote: »

like that they pull, I am going to rape a kitten!

Toto Wolfcastle

mahamageehad wrote: »

what i dont get is this:

Cows need to be milked or they'll clog up and explode.

Boards trip to a farm to test this out please.

brianthebard

janeybabe wrote: »

Boards trip to a farm to test this out please.

Mastitis

They don't explode often, but its not pretty and not a good idea to let them get to that stage....

Peteee

There's plenty of room for all of god's creatures.....

Right next to the potatoes!

PETA, bunch of weirdos

Toto Wolfcastle

brianthebard wrote: »

Mastitis

They don't explode often, but its not pretty and not a good idea to let them get to that stage....

Yeah but it would be a fun trip!

Silenceisbliss

I like boobies.....i like milk....hell, i love ben n jerries....

problems????

imagine the school trips in primary school!!!

Turd Ferguson

Did anyone see the show on RTE about the python that ate an alligator, but the gator was too big and the snake exploded...it was the most awesome thing I have ever seen...

Here is a pic of the awesomeness


I know its a change of subject - but f*ck you PETA!!!

TPD

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Did anyone see the show on RTE about the python that ate an alligator, but the gator was too big and the snake exploded...it was the most awesome thing I have ever seen...

Here is a pic of the awesomeness

I have no f*ckin clue what's what in that picture.

Edit: woot 500th post

Silenceisbliss

ya i saw it on discovery. class.

bunch of rednecks though.

Turd Ferguson

TPD wrote: »

I have no f*ckin clue what's what in that picture.

Its a half digested gator sticking out of an exploded burmeese python...

Silenceisbliss

will they have the BOOB seal on all tubs of ben and jerries then?

sorry...going on topic again..:o

ScumLord

The python didn't burst, they reckon another croc attacked and killed the snake then left it to decompose before eating.

Stop channel hopping, you always end up missing the 2nd half.

The Don

I just had to laugh at that story.

I wonder if there's an age limit (14-65) on the women who will give their breast milk?
Will women continue to get pregnant just to keep producing milk?
Will this cause a population explosion?
With all the breast milk going to produce delicious ice-cream, will the kids go hungry?
In 20 years time will we be in crisis and have to drink the unthinkable.............cows milk? :eek:

To find out tune in next week. Same breast time. Same breast channel.

PeakOutput

peta are a joke that would get funnier and funnier if it wasnt so tragic

i dont have a problem with drinking breast mil i suppose but i bet loads of people would there is no way a massive company like ben and jerrys could do this

feckin eejits

also i think a doctor told me i had mastitis when i like 8 or something i hope its gone now

x Purple Pawprints x

OMG, I'm all for treating animals properly etc. but this is taking it too far!

Dinter

I'm all for eating animals properly.

DanGerMus

Im not sure about cows but women don't need to be pregnant to produce milk. Ever heard of a wet nurse.

wiki explains all.
A woman can only serve as a wet nurse when she is lactating. It is often thought that this means the wet nurse must have recently given birth to a child of her own. This may be the case, but not necessarily, since regular suckling on a woman's breast can elicit the production of milk via a neural reflex through production of prolactin.[1]

taibhse

DanGerMus wrote: »

Im not sure about cows but women don't need to be pregnant to produce milk. Ever heard of a wet nurse.

wiki explains all.
A woman can only serve as a wet nurse when she is lactating. It is often thought that this means the wet nurse must have recently given birth to a child of her own. This may be the case, but not necessarily, since regular suckling on a woman's breast can elicit the production of milk via a neural reflex through production of prolactin.[1]

im surprised you dont have more pornstars with leaky jugs then:p