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  • 24-09-2008 11:36am
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    Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.

    Mick says 'how you doin?'

    Paddy says ' do us a favour, nip upstairs and get my slippers, my feet are freezing.'

    Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed.

    He says 'your dad's sent me up here to shag the both of you ' ...

    They say 'get away with ya prove it.'

    Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'

    Paddy shouts back 'of course both of em, what's the point of f***ing one?'


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